The Emo Thread

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

Just heard this story from my friend:
My friend works at a popular Waikiki hotel, and one day a man walked up to him and said "I found this by the pool" and handed him a beat up letter. He glanced at it briefly, only to notice a broken heart on the front of the handmade card with the words "goodbye" on it. When he finally had a minute, he opened the card and read it:Sorry, but I don't love you anymore. I've been sleeping with your roommate for the past year. We'd Like for you to move out as soon as possible. Feel free to put us down as a reference. Sincerely, Soon-To-Be Mr. & Mrs. Curtis Smith

Ouch. Can anyone top that?

P.S. I realize this isn't the most appropriate topic considering the delicate state of Aldrine, but you know the saying: misery loves company. You are not alone in your heartbreak, Aldrine!!

Aldrine Guerrero · Jan 13, 2008

Hmmm... emo eh?

There's this dude I know. He plays ukulele. Just recently broke up with his gf but not before OD'ing on some pills and getting rushed to the ER. Upon coming home from the hospital, his gf went out to forget about this emo kid. Before she went out, she has written hm a letter about not wanting to be with him anymore. Almost getting an anxiety attack and another trip back to the ER... he calms down and mopes all day instead.

He's a sad kid indeed.

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

I dated this guy for 10 months, almost all of which was long distance. He was in San Diego, then in Spain. I was totally faithful for those whole 10 months. Then he says hes being stationed back in the states, he'll call me when he gets there.

Never calls, never emails, never writes. I can't contact him except thru email, and he doesn't respond.

Months later my friend runs into him back home, and asks what happened with us. He simply said "she was just a time filler."

Jerk.

rayan · Jan 13, 2008

Oh God. I am seriously thinking about locking this thread... I'm going to add to the rules, No Emo allowed.

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

go ahead. I figured someone would say something like "no emo." You can even just go ahead and delete it. I realized it was a bad idea as soon as I hit the submit button. Brain no work good today. Had an 8am class that lasted 4 hours.

Aldrine Guerrero · Jan 13, 2008

I totally know that story. Hahaha

So Kateri. You need to introduce my ukulele playing friend to any single friends of yours. You know what he likes... so get to work lol

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

How does your friend feel about girls with squeaky voices?

Aldrine Guerrero · Jan 13, 2008

rayan said:
Oh God. I am seriously thinking about locking this thread... I'm going to add to the rules, No Emo allowed.

Boo....

SO there can be threads about reactions to "certain videos involving cups" and not emo?! BOOOOO...

Aldrine Guerrero · Jan 13, 2008

Kateri said:
How does your friend feel about girls with squeaky voices?

I think I know that girl lol. I thought she just kinda did it on purpose but doesn't really talk like that...

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

Aw come on. grappler feels bad enough about that as it is. We all make mistakes. For example, this thread. lol

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

Wow, when did you meet her?

I think she does it on purpose too but it doesn't really matter cuz shes really sweet and genuinely nice. But I guess it doesn't help that shes not where your ukulele playing friend is.

Aldrine Guerrero · Jan 13, 2008

Kateri said:
Aw come on. grappler feels bad enough about that as it is. We all make mistakes. For example, this thread. lol

I know I now I'm just sayin... lol

Aldrine Guerrero · Jan 13, 2008

Kateri said:
Wow, when did you meet her?

I think she does it on purpose too but it doesn't really matter cuz shes really sweet and genuinely nice. But I guess it doesn't help that shes not where your ukulele playing friend is.

yeah but I'm sure he'd love to hang out with her anyway

*nudge nudge*

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

When are you going to get your butt up here again? You know you got a place to stay.

Aldrine Guerrero · Jan 13, 2008

Kateri said:
When are you going to get your butt up here again? You know you got a place to stay.

This coming Wed through Fri

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

Aldrine Guerrero said:
This coming Wed through Fri

Oh and when did you plan on telling me? You poop.

Aldrine Guerrero · Jan 13, 2008

Kateri said:
Oh and when did you plan on telling me? You poop.

About 5 minutes ago when you said you'd introduce my friend to your friend

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

Let me try and think of someone who is on Kauai. I don't think you'd want a long distance thing again, would you?

I mean, your friend. Not you.

What about Dom? lol

rayan · Jan 13, 2008

Stop The Madness!

Kateri · Jan 13, 2008

rayan said:
Stop The Madness!

Aw c'mon Ryan. Join in our reindeer games.

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