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  1. #481
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    Not Bad!!!
    "Life is short. Opera is long."

    Anonymous


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    His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him.

    He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes. When all is ready he begins to speak:

    "My son, Bernie, I want you to take the Ocean Reef houses.”

    "My daughter Sybil, you take the apartments between mile markers 100 and Tavernier.”

    "My son, Jamie, I want you to take the offices over in the Marathon Government Center.”

    "Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings on the bay side on Blackwater Sound.”

    The nurse and witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as they slip away, the nurse says:

    "Mrs. Pender, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property.”

    The wife replies:

    "The jackass had a paper route."
    "Those who bring sunshine and laughter to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves".

    Music washes from the soul, the dust of everyday living.

  3. #483
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    During my check-up I asked the Doctor,

    "Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life then?

    He replied, "I doubt it somehow. Mercury is in Uranus right now."

    I said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

    He replied, "Neither do I. My thermometer just broke."
    "Those who bring sunshine and laughter to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves".

    Music washes from the soul, the dust of everyday living.

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