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    Quote Originally Posted by Down Up Dick View Post
    I'm sorry ksiegel, but I just don't get it! I've looked at the darned thing two or three times. Huh?
    You know what the bridge on a Banjo uke looks like? (Just like the kind you find on a 5-string banjo)..


    Well, go look at the bridge on the banjo uke in the photograph...


    -Kurt
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    Moku MS-90S * Waterman G-I-T-D * National Triolian Reso * Bugsgear Aqualele * Donaldson Concert *
    Rosewood Vita Uke * Waverly Street #38 * Ko'Aloha Sceptre Tenor * Ohana Vita Uke * FireFly banjo uke
    Epiphone Les Paul Ukulele * Republic Concert * Fluke Tenor M22 * Kala KA-KTG-CT Cedar Top
    Cordoba 20TM * 1950's Harmony soprano *1920's era Stella banjo uke
    guitars and a 5-string banjo

    Am I done?

    ...naw...

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    Well, ksiegel, I guess I'm just hopeless but thanks anyway.
    Kala "Spalted" baritone - Lo D GBD
    Kala tenor eight string - gG cC EE AA

    Luna "Peace" concert - Lo - G CEA
    Flea "Red" concert - Hi-G CEA -
    Kala "Exotic Mahogany" soprano - Hi-A DF#B

    Mahalo yellow "Smiley" soprano (Dad's Day gift) - C
    Ka-Lai Pineapple soprano (old) gift - C

    Two ukes are better than one. Uh, what’s better than two?

    God gave us old age so we wouldn't mind dying so much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Down Up Dick View Post
    Well, ksiegel, I guess I'm just hopeless but thanks anyway.
    Dick - the thing has a guitar bridge on the banjo head!
    Ken Timms Soprano
    Moku MS-90S * Waterman G-I-T-D * National Triolian Reso * Bugsgear Aqualele * Donaldson Concert *
    Rosewood Vita Uke * Waverly Street #38 * Ko'Aloha Sceptre Tenor * Ohana Vita Uke * FireFly banjo uke
    Epiphone Les Paul Ukulele * Republic Concert * Fluke Tenor M22 * Kala KA-KTG-CT Cedar Top
    Cordoba 20TM * 1950's Harmony soprano *1920's era Stella banjo uke
    guitars and a 5-string banjo

    Am I done?

    ...naw...

    My YouTube Channel

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    Good Lord. You guys have too much free time on your hands, but thanks for your patience.
    Kala "Spalted" baritone - Lo D GBD
    Kala tenor eight string - gG cC EE AA

    Luna "Peace" concert - Lo - G CEA
    Flea "Red" concert - Hi-G CEA -
    Kala "Exotic Mahogany" soprano - Hi-A DF#B

    Mahalo yellow "Smiley" soprano (Dad's Day gift) - C
    Ka-Lai Pineapple soprano (old) gift - C

    Two ukes are better than one. Uh, what’s better than two?

    God gave us old age so we wouldn't mind dying so much.

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    How do you know that the Bluegrass band is playing on a level stage?




    The banjo player is drooling out of BOTH sides of his mouth.

    (just in fun, banjo players. )
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    Here's today's chuckle....these guys are hilarious!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTQvDF9Wwnk
    "Those who bring sunshine and laughter to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves".

    Music washes from the soul, the dust of everyday living.

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    On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week,
    whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year.
    This is upsetting news to most of my friends, as they had no idea they were Japanese.
    "Those who bring sunshine and laughter to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves".

    Music washes from the soul, the dust of everyday living.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ksiegel View Post
    You know what the bridge on a Banjo uke looks like? (Just like the kind you find on a 5-string banjo)..


    Well, go look at the bridge on the banjo uke in the photograph...

    -Kurt
    I had a concertina once that had a Wheatstone Bridge
    "Inspire me muse to sing of the wanderer, who sailed the wine dark sea and toppled the towers of Ilium"
    "Make a Joyous Noise"
    "Let there be song to fill the air"

    Uncle Tommy's Holiday Camp

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    This guy brings his best golf buddy home unannounced for dinner at 6:30 after golf.

    His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade...

    "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a f%^&*ing mess, and the dishes aren't done.

    Can't you see I'm still in my f@#$%ing pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!

    Why the f!@#$ did you bring him home unannounced, you stupid idiot?"

    ..."Because he's thinking of getting married."
    "Those who bring sunshine and laughter to the lives of others cannot keep it from themselves".

    Music washes from the soul, the dust of everyday living.

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    Well its solstice 2014.Very busy at the North Pole. Santa is suffering from SAD. Mrs Claus has PMS. There is so much UAS this year and so many uke requests that Santa has called on his Cousin Jesu to send some angels up to the pole to help. He gave them all White Christmas Cards so there would be no trouble with INS.

    The cat has just domino'd a row of Christmas trees. They will do that you know. Santa is about to go ballistic. He sits down for a cup of Egg Nog when What to his wondering eyes should appear but an angel with a Christmas tree in her hand. "What do you want me to do with this Santa"

    And that dear Virginia is why there is an angel on top of the Christmas tree.
    "Inspire me muse to sing of the wanderer, who sailed the wine dark sea and toppled the towers of Ilium"
    "Make a Joyous Noise"
    "Let there be song to fill the air"

    Uncle Tommy's Holiday Camp

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