Skitzic
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Bits? Girl bits were tinkles when I was a kid. Boy bits were not discussed.
just like real life but without the F word."Imagine yourself in a meadow full of wildflowers. The sun is warm on your face. Breezes ruffle through your WHO LEFT THE GODDAM LAUNDRY ALL OVER THE FLOOR AGAIN! THERE IS A NEW RULE IN THIS HOUSE! IF I FIND LAUNDRY ON THE FLOOR, I'M BURNING LAUNDRY! hair. You are surrounded by an aura of peace."
I think I remember you talking about ZuZu.
I see other dog butts. Do you have other dogs, or just their butts?
They had to pull it off of a yearbook site.
When I started teaching I had all images pulled from Google. It's hard to find me on the internet. At least it's hard for the kids.
My favourite part is when Aldrine talks about the note "thing". I about died then.
Chindog Mike had a ZuZu as well.
Chindog Mike had a ZuZu as well.
Ask away! I'm more than willing to share!
Are we still talking about terms for "down there"?
They had to pull it off of a yearbook site.
When I started teaching I had all images pulled from Google. It's hard to find me on the internet. At least it's hard for the kids.
What do I need to get started? A smoker? You use a dehydrator, does it take up a lot of counterspace because I have zero to spare?
What cuts of meat work best in your opinion?
"Imagine yourself in a meadow full of wildflowers. The sun is warm on your face. Breezes ruffle through your WHO LEFT THE GODDAM LAUNDRY ALL OVER THE FLOOR AGAIN! THERE IS A NEW RULE IN THIS HOUSE! IF I FIND LAUNDRY ON THE FLOOR, I'M BURNING LAUNDRY! hair. You are surrounded by an aura of peace."
From this point on I hereby dub thee: RUFFLES.
I had a post typed up and tried to add an image and it froze on me...
Anyway, 12"X12" space on the counter? But I don't recommend doing it in the kitchen as it can be loud depending on the dehydrator... I personally recommend doing it in the garage or a room that you can keep the door closed on as it will get fragrant as the meat dries.
As for cuts? I like top or bottom round for mine, top if I can get it, cheap and bottom if I can't... You mainly just want a meat that is extra lean and you can easily cut the fat off of before turning into strips. As for me I use ground beef as I find it to be more tender and I like that I don't have to marinade the beef, all of the ingredients are already in the meat mixed up. I use 85-98% lean from the butcher depending on the recipe. Once your beef is prepared it can take anywhwere from 6-8 hours depending on humidity and what is in the meat. I love it!
Here is what a jerky gun looks like, this is what I use on the ground beef to make it into strips:
I had a post typed up and tried to add an image and it froze on me...
Anyway, 12"X12" space on the counter? But I don't recommend doing it in the kitchen as it can be loud depending on the dehydrator... I personally recommend doing it in the garage or a room that you can keep the door closed on as it will get fragrant as the meat dries.
As for cuts? I like top or bottom round for mine, top if I can get it, cheap and bottom if I can't... You mainly just want a meat that is extra lean and you can easily cut the fat off of before turning into strips. As for me I use ground beef as I find it to be more tender and I like that I don't have to marinade the beef, all of the ingredients are already in the meat mixed up. I use 85-98% lean from the butcher depending on the recipe. Once your beef is prepared it can take anywhwere from 6-8 hours depending on humidity and what is in the meat. I love it!
Here is what a jerky gun looks like, this is what I use on the ground beef to make it into strips:
Introducing Lady Beatrice ZuZu's Pedals Von Crossed Paws. We call her ZuZu. Zuzu's pedals is from the movie "it's a wonderful life".
Use the REAL words Andy. There is nothing to be ashamed of. Don't make things dirty that aren't. Come on, haven't you read any articles on this? It's been addressed over and over again in parenting publications.
Any special kind of dehydrator? Kind of meat? How to cut and flavor? Etc etc. I have a huge supply of venison.
Cool.
thanks.
I have a smoker that I'll try before I purchase a dehydrator. I'd probably dry a lot of fruit if I had a dehydrator.