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    Quote Originally Posted by RichM View Post
    Ha! Clergyman humor! Ha!
    A nun is walking back to the convent alone at night. She takes a path through the park as she always does, only this night a man pops out from behind a tree, grabs her, and rapes her. After he finishes, he asks her, "Well sister,
    what are you going to tell Mother Superior now?"
    "I am going to tell her the truth," She replied. "As I was walking home, a man jumped out from behind a tree and raped me twice unless you're tired."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pueo View Post
    A nun is walking back to the convent alone at night. She takes a path through the park as she always does, only this night a man pops out from behind a tree, grabs her, and rapes her. After he finishes, he asks her, "Well sister,
    what are you going to tell Mother Superior now?"
    "I am going to tell her the truth," She replied. "As I was walking home, a man jumped out from behind a tree and raped me twice unless you're tired."
    Ha! Lay person humor! Ha!
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    Actually, jokes about rape are not funny at all.

    I think I need a time out from this thread . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ukulelerob View Post
    Sorry. Just trying to cheer Gary up.
    It worked.

    I chuckled.

    I'm not in bad spirits by the way. It is what it is and I'll do what I need to do to get better. I just want to feel better than I have for the last 8 weeks or so.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chopped Liver View Post
    This is totally disgusting!
    Is this from personal experience?




    had to ask
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    Catching up with GoT. Good stuff. I’m in season 4 it does get better and better. Def soft core.


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    Just reupped my American Homebrewer Assoc membership. Getting .5 lb of a tasty hops. Amarillo should be fun for a juice bomb. This year will be year of juice bombs and wit beer.


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    Well, my friend's lasagna was quite tastey. It had sausage and pepperoni. I had 2 servings. I don't feel guilty but ready for sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Debby View Post
    Well, my friend's lasagna was quite tastey. It had sausage and pepperoni. I had 2 servings. I don't feel guilty but ready for sleep.
    I'm glad you had a good time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ukulelerob View Post
    I'm glad you had a good time.
    Things sound weird considering what you thought it was. With sausage and pepperoni and being sleepy now...


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