Ukulelerob
Well-known member
Need a longer arm?
Oh, I thought I read, can't.
Need a longer arm?
there was a hilarious story on FB a while back about a guy who had his set to start at 1:30 in the morning. He went to bed at midnight. He knows his dog pooped between midnight ant 1:30 because the roomba found the poop and proceeded to spread it all over his entire house.I would just buy a new one.
I'm that lazy.
. . . and that grossed out by stuff like that.
There was an informational story about that recently.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/08/15/pooptastrophe-man-details-night-his-roomba-ran-over-dog-poop/88667704/
Used to be.
He can wipe his own ass now.
Used to be.
He can wipe his own ass now.
More and more like his dad every day.
so your wife's married to a selfish prig?It used to bother the crap out of me when guys would brag about how they never had to change a diaper when they had kids. One of my dad's friends was doing this to me at a golf awards banquet quite loudly. Guess he thought he was making a joke and trying to emasculate me. I loudly asked "So you would just let your kid wallow in his own s** until your wife got home? FATHER OF THE YEAR!"
My dad walked by and said to his friend, "you probably shouldn't **** with a smart ass."
In a FB group I am in, a girl was saying that her husband doesn't do dishes. Period. And they don't have a dishwasher.It used to bother the crap out of me when guys would brag about how they never had to change a diaper when they had kids. One of my dad's friends was doing this to me at a golf awards banquet quite loudly. Guess he thought he was making a joke and trying to emasculate me. I loudly asked "So you would just let your kid wallow in his own s** until your wife got home? FATHER OF THE YEAR!"
My dad walked by and said to his friend, "you probably shouldn't **** with a smart ass."
so your wife's married to a selfish prig?
yeah....my hubby doesn't like to do them, I don't like to take out the trash; but we both do it because it sometimes needs to be done and the kids aren't always home.In a FB group I am in, a girl was saying that her husband doesn't do dishes. Period. And they don't have a dishwasher.
I was like.... yeah, no. That's not how this works.
In a FB group I am in, a girl was saying that her husband doesn't do dishes. Period. And they don't have a dishwasher.
I was like.... yeah, no. That's not how this works.
1/8 equals 12.5%
12.5% of a dollar = 12.5 cents
two bits 25 cents.
But you knew that.
Used to be.
He can wipe his own ass now.
I remember a week long field trip to Yosemite when I was in 7th grade. We rode there in school buses, an all-day drive. We stopped for lunch at McDonald's on the way. I remember everyone was handed $3 to buy lunch as we exited the bus, a $2 bill and a $1 bill.
It used to bother the crap out of me when guys would brag about how they never had to change a diaper when they had kids. One of my dad's friends was doing this to me at a golf awards banquet quite loudly. Guess he thought he was making a joke and trying to emasculate me. I loudly asked "So you would just let your kid wallow in his own s** until your wife got home? FATHER OF THE YEAR!"
My dad walked by and said to his friend, "you probably shouldn't **** with a smart ass."
He CAN.
Doesn't mean you're not still doing it for him.
Spoiled kid.
Isn't that what I said?