::Leader Board:: Ahnko Honu Takes The Lead Chapter 22!

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veep said:
A girl did contact me On chat a few nights ago and I PM Ed a few but that's about it.
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That's a start!


I met my wife online. I used to browse the profiles for entertainment. I went on a couple internet dates but then decided the profiles were better for entertainment than they were for meeting someone. Anyhow, I hadn't even been surfing profiles when my wife sent me a question about my profile. So my marriage started with the question "How did you go from sushi-chef to English teacher?"

What's even funnier is that Mika said it was a question she was just curious about. She was doing the same thing. Both our profiles had the minimum amount of information you could have for a profile. And on my end, I wasn't corresponding with anyone either but her question seemed easy enough to answer, and it is kind of odd to go from sushi to English teacher.

You never know Stephen. :)
 
hoosierhiver said:
Well that was a little weird. Just had a young couple come in the shop, the girl was interested in the ukuleles, her boyfriend started playing with her hair and then they started making out in the middle of the shop... in front of me...it was kind of awkward. She said a few minutes later that they were on their honeymoon, which made it seem a little less weird, still kind of weird though...
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Reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite movies, Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which of course I can't find online. So here's the trailer instead:



(You really SHOULD watch this movie...as long as you have a high tolerance for some really politically incorrect stuff.)
 
bbycrts said:
Reminds me of a scene from one of my favorite movies, Drop Dead Gorgeous. Which of course I can't find online. So here's the trailer instead:



(You really SHOULD watch this movie...as long as you have a high tolerance for some really politically incorrect stuff.)
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I learned half of what I know about the Minnesota accent from this movie. The other half from Fargo, of course. Sukie just confirmed it all.
 
hoosierhiver said:
Well that was a little weird. Just had a young couple come in the shop, the girl was interested in the ukuleles, her boyfriend started playing with her hair and then they started making out in the middle of the shop... in front of me...it was kind of awkward. She said a few minutes later that they were on their honeymoon, which made it seem a little less weird, still kind of weird though...
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Maybe they thought you'd give them a uke as a wedding gift....
 
PereBourik said:
Travel Stories With RL Kid.

Leg 2, Denver - SFO. Getting on the plane the flight attendant is young and cute. RL Kid leans in and gives her a hug. She's OK with it and escorts him to his seat. (All I can think of is Candidate T-Rump, "I'm automatically attracted to beautiful." At least it's just hugs, not groping.) He flirts with her all flight long. She escorts him off the plane. He turns away and she calls after him, "Hey, where's my hug?" He complies. Later they see each other in the concourse. Heavy flirting ensues.

Leg 3, SFO - Kona. RL Kid gets ahead of us and goes to the wrong seat. Normally not a problem: play musical chairs and somebody else gets to enjoy my extra two inches of legroom. But he's planted himself in an emergency exit row and refuses to move. He can't read the instructions or follow directions so he can't stay there. But he's locked down and stuck. Minutes pass. He won't move for us. He won't move for the gate agents. He won't move for the flight attendants, even the pretty one. Tick tick tick tick tick. Half the passengers on the plane are looking daggers at us. Half are looking on in sympathy. Finally the stoner/skater kid in the row behind him asks if he wants to sit by the wing. He says yes. We all switch seats. A minute and a half later we have pushed back and the safety briefing has started. I get a text from United saying my flight from SFO to Kona has been delayed. I know.

Once we land he refuses to exit the aircraft. I wait for him on the ramp. Aircraft empties. No RL Kid. One of the rampies goes up to look for him. A minute or two later, down comes RL Kid on the wheelchair lift. Special needs.

We decide that we'll pre-board all the return flights.

Leg 5, Honolulu - Denver. RL Kid is hoping for the flight attendant he's nicknamed "Cute" from the prior flight. He's disappointed. I'm worried we'll get more behaviors. Turns out we're sharing the aircraft with the University of Hawaii Rainbow Warriors football team on their way to play the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs. Calum turns them into his posse. In Denver he exits the aircraft before it's empty with three offensive linemen. He's 5'3" tall. Those guys are all at least a foot taller.

Footnote: The Bows beat Air Force 34-27 in overtime. RL Kid, temporary mascot says, "You're welcome."
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Awesome stories. Just awesome.
 
bbycrts said:
I learned half of what I know about the Minnesota accent from this movie. The other half from Fargo, of course. Sukie just confirmed it all.
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Minnesota accent? People from Minnesota don't have an accent. Except the characters in the Fargo movie.
 
hoosierhiver said:
Well that was a little weird. Just had a young couple come in the shop, the girl was interested in the ukuleles, her boyfriend started playing with her hair and then they started making out in the middle of the shop... in front of me...it was kind of awkward. She said a few minutes later that they were on their honeymoon, which made it seem a little less weird, still kind of weird though...
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So much negativity in the world these days, it's kind of nice to see people loving each other. Weird, sure, but a good kind of weird.
 
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