::Leader Board:: Ahnko Honu Takes The Lead Chapter 22!

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Journey: "Loving, Touching, Squeezing"


Takes me right back to Sherri Win****d :) . . . and that was just a great time in general.

A lot of mutual (I hope!) loving, touching, and squeezing with Sherri?
 
All the guitar playing hos are gone.

Nick plays.


Nick what kind of strings do you use? I have a Seagull SM-56 that I'm thinking of stringing with Elixir .12ga Nanowebs. Any thoughts?
 
Travel Stories With RL Kid.

Leg 2, Denver - SFO. Getting on the plane the flight attendant is young and cute. RL Kid leans in and gives her a hug. She's OK with it and escorts him to his seat. (All I can think of is Candidate T-Rump, "I'm automatically attracted to beautiful." At least it's just hugs, not groping.) He flirts with her all flight long. She escorts him off the plane. He turns away and she calls after him, "Hey, where's my hug?" He complies. Later they see each other in the concourse. Heavy flirting ensues.

Leg 3, SFO - Kona. RL Kid gets ahead of us and goes to the wrong seat. Normally not a problem: play musical chairs and somebody else gets to enjoy my extra two inches of legroom. But he's planted himself in an emergency exit row and refuses to move. He can't read the instructions or follow directions so he can't stay there. But he's locked down and stuck. Minutes pass. He won't move for us. He won't move for the gate agents. He won't move for the flight attendants, even the pretty one. Tick tick tick tick tick. Half the passengers on the plane are looking daggers at us. Half are looking on in sympathy. Finally the stoner/skater kid in the row behind him asks if he wants to sit by the wing. He says yes. We all switch seats. A minute and a half later we have pushed back and the safety briefing has started. I get a text from United saying my flight from SFO to Kona has been delayed. I know.

Once we land he refuses to exit the aircraft. I wait for him on the ramp. Aircraft empties. No RL Kid. One of the rampies goes up to look for him. A minute or two later, down comes RL Kid on the wheelchair lift. Special needs.

We decide that we'll pre-board all the return flights.

Leg 5, Honolulu - Denver. RL Kid is hoping for the flight attendant he's nicknamed "Cute" from the prior flight. He's disappointed. I'm worried we'll get more behaviors. Turns out we're sharing the aircraft with the University of Hawaii Rainbow Warriors football team on their way to play the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs. Calum turns them into his posse. In Denver he exits the aircraft before it's empty with three offensive linemen. He's 5'3" tall. Those guys are all at least a foot taller.

Footnote: The Bows beat Air Force 34-27 in overtime. RL Kid, temporary mascot says, "You're welcome."

Cute story - but I'm sure not from your vantage point!

Sounds like Calum knows what he wants . . .
 
Ours started with the water heater not working and the motorcycle not starting.

And the mortgage company saying they can't actually do anything about deferring payments until it's at the very least closer to the due date, if not past it.

(((Twibs)))
 
Don't you people have bars? Really? My friend Carol is from middle CA. She had no clue what bars were. Who doesn't know? Bars are NOT cookies. At all.

This had me laughing out loud. Bars. So Minnesotan.
 
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