::Leader Board:: Ahnko Honu Takes The Lead Chapter 22!

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Good morning! Finishing my coffee and getting ready to practice my Spanish.
 
I like to stay busy all day. I'm making the most of my time while I am not working. I know once I get a job I lose motivation to study and workout for a few weeks.
 
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The view from our apartment. It is finally warm again but it is suppose to rain all week.
 
hoosierhiver said:
So I've been getting solicitations from ukulele players about once a week to perform at BCUF, which is fine. Today I read one and the guy says he performs in a 3 piece ukulele based band, has played festivals, has videos on Youtube, etc, and neglects to add any sort of link or even mention the name of the band.
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Today I got an email from a rapper, not a ukulele rapper, just a rapper, seriously?
 
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It is 21, right?
 
salukulady said:
One time in high school I was so stoned I ate a Gaines burger on a dare. Those things swell up when they hit water. Wow, was I bloated.


Oh my gawd “dare” autocorrected to “date”. I laughed so hard)
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I had a friend open a pack of jerky treats that were on our counter. He was enjoying them so much I didn't have the heart to tell them they were dog treats.
 
hoosierhiver said:
Today I went to have my eyes checked at IU school of optometry. It's very affordable and they do every test known to man on your eyes. A student, checks your eyes and then an optometrist comes in at the end and checks the students work. Took about an hour and a half.
So I'm waiting and my optometry student comes out and quickly introduces herself and says "follow me, please". I thought I saw..nevermind...we go into the room and she's arranging the equipment as I'm sitting in the chair. She turns and...... I thought of Marty Feldman...one eye was keeping a tract of New England and the other was gazing at Texas. I was trying very hard not to look and she seemed to always have her face turned a little (maybe she learned to do that?), but it was an eye exam so at some point we pretty much had to look face to face, yet I tried so hard not to look, but had that intrinsic need to see what the hell was going on and I know she's literally staring at my eyes so she can tell what I'm looking at. I thought one of them was glass for while, then ruled that out. It all went fine, but I almost thought I was in a Monty Python skit for a minute. At the end, I expected the doctor to be blind.
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My optometrist is an old friend of a friend. My first time there, just before he put that machine with all the lenses in front of me he said "wait, I need my glasses", he put on these glasses that must have two inches thick. His eyes were magnified and looked like saucers and after the initial half-second of panic, I burst into laughter.

I think I would have been terrified if I had your girl.
 
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