Famous quotes

Not exactly a quote, but a neat old English poem:

T'was the fifteenth of November, a night I well remember.
I was walking up and down in drunken pride.
When my knees began to flutter, I sank down in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
As I lay there in the gutter, thinking thoughts cannot utter
I thought I heard a passing lady say,
"You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses."
And with that the pig got up and slowly walked away.
 
One of my favorites , ....
" Read my lips : No new Taxes "
 
Yes, I'm a nurse.

No. I don't want to see it.

Leave it alone, it'll probably go away.
 
"But I ordered a 30 yard dumpster... It wouldn't fit? Okay then, I guess I can get by with a 20 yard dumpster..."



"How much for another 20 yard dumpster?"
 
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