Uke Joaks

What's the definition of a gentleman?
One who knows how to play the ukulele, but doesn't.

Why can't gorillas play ukuleles?
They're too sensitive.

Why do ukulele groups travel so much?
It keeps assassins guessing.
 
There's no originality in humor any more. Almost all the "joaks" on this thread started out with banjo, or bagpipes, or viola, or (insert least loved instrument here)....

bratsche
 
bratsche said:
There's no originality in humor any more. Almost all the "joaks" on this thread started out with banjo, or bagpipes, or viola, or (insert least loved instrument here)....

bratsche
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How many ukes do you need?

One more!

Can that be said about bagpipes, accordions, banjos or violas? No joak!
 
Kimosabe said:
How many ukes do you need?

One more!

Can that be said about bagpipes, accordions, banjos or violas? No joak!
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Two thumbs up!
(Tho' my personal playing style is all thumbs. : /)

Two drummers and a*violinist decide to form a band. The three of them start playing, and the sound is just awful. One drummer turns to the other and says, "This is ridiculous; we sound terrible! We hafta get rid of the ukulele player!"
 
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