So I'm an "artiste" now, am I? A sort of Celtic-genetic, old-white-guy, Donovan-inspired blues artiste?
Woke up this morning'
Found my two cars was gone
Felt so sad and lonesome
Threw my drink across the lawn...
Okay, that's Martin Mull, but he had the blues down pat... White Man's Suburban Blues. Today it would be a song about losing my iPad, unable to tweet, couldn't hook up with my homies, have to use my laptop to compete... something like that. I don't know if the Xbox/entitlement generation can EVER get the blues except virtually. In between rounds of Halo and COD and WOW, of course.
Big Bones Lee's ma name.
Don't be wearing it out ya hear.
Son of Big Lips Lee... (ma momma) and Fat Dog Thompkins(ma pop)
Do however wear out my brothers name.. "Pretty Parker-Thompkins"
Now scuse me while I wail bout "the chainsaw" sleepin next to me..
(read missy.. Pretty Gumbo Washington)
If that's not a reason to have the blues.. I dunno.. LMAO
But most importantly.. I got no whisky..
Personally, I like THIS Blues Name Generator much much better:http://www.joshmillard.com/bluesname/. My wife and I were laughing so hard the other night that I thought we were going to pass out.
"Restless Legs Syndrome Chokecherry Roosevelt" and "Pin Worms Blackberry Van Buren" were personal favorites.
@ Chris Tarman. Prion Disease Ugli Madison was my new name.... I think I prefer Big Bones Lee man..
Now I REALLY feel the need to play the blues.. LMAO
It generated "Esophagopharyngeal Diverticulum Pomegranate Wilson" for me. Uhhh... I have no idea what that means and I am not sure if I want to look it up
I'll stick with my name from the chart... "Jailhouse Bones Brown"
In A: I woke up this morning
Found out I had to change my name
Yes, I woke up this morning
Found out I had to change my name
Curly Harp Davis has arrived,
Ain't nothing gonna stay the same