Seriously, brah, thanks for the tips on the eBay listing. Which one you buy? I've been tempted by the coquettish Opiecat, but two things have me put on the brakes in the past: the no returns policy, and not showing a photo of the ukulele I'll actually be buying. What's with that? I do see that the feedback is good. One person says their uke had no label inside the soundhole, so I'm guessing--like those old paperbacks in the bargain bin at Big Lots, that they all have the label removed--I know it's small, and I'm not Felix Unger, but what if I wanted to resell it? I know, I know, it's $300 off retail. Just tons of "what ifs". But, I'm sitting on the fence, and it hurts.
( An alternative: a brand new, factory fresh and warrantied Bruko solid mahogany bari that I just ordered is $433, and that includes shipping from Bruko in Germany and a passive Shadow pickup! (It's about $390 w/out the pickup). That's hard to beat, these Brukos are the cat's pajamas! There's no right answer here, certainly.)
(I wish we lived closer to jam, Connorman).