This has nothing to do with anything, but last night I had a dream the Seasonistas were extras in a Johnny Depp film starring Johnny Depp with a cat on his head. We were all on set enjoying the food table, which for whatever reason only had Oreos on it. I ate some Oreos and then brushed my teeth because that's what I always do. Then Johnny Depp came in and announced that they had too many extras so they were going to kill the ones they didn't need, and a crazy dentist would intiate the process by selecting victims based on their dental hygiene. And the crazy dentist turned out to be Ralf? I was good because I brushed my teeth after the Oreos, but the lot of you were in big trouble. And then I woke up.
Moral of the story: Johnny Depp is sort of a douche. And also looks ridiculous with a cat on his head.