In basic training, years ago, the bathrooms had no stall doors, and no stall walls, either. There was just a row of toilets, standing against the wall, opposite a row of urinals. So much for privacy. And it was the only bathroom available, for six weeks. There'd be no waiting that one out, Jon....
Yeah, when you LIVE at the school though, eventually you have to use it.
How about off the top of a server in the data center? Yikes. And it was a former boss. I gave him a ride to the office because he said he had been drinking and could not drive. I did not report him to HR, but told him I did not want that in my car for the ride home. "No problem!" was his reply. It was a weekend emergency, apparently not necessary for him to stop partying because he had me to do the work. He left the company soon after and I was promoted to his job.
