I think I'll give 60 question reading quizzes every day.
So quiet
So quiet
You kinda just did.
Around here they're in the areas that are barren and hilly. Not populated at all except for freeways, some cows and the birds that crash into them.
I wonder how loud they are?
It's from London, but this should give you an idea.
But doesn't it count as a colloquialism, like y'all, and therefore get a pass?
Holy cow! I have only ever been offered weed on the job.
One of the downsides of ministry is that people don't want to imagine you corrupted in any way. I don't even get the traditional bottle of booze at Christmas. The Anglican tradition is going to hell.
Oh, I have another gross story. I was visiting Kauai. They were re-doing this bridge by Kapa`a, and the main [only] road goes over said bridge. It was reduced to one lane, so there was lots of traffic as only one direction could move at a time. I was feeling the call, STRONGLY, and was trapped in the car. I could see, just after the bridge work, there was a porta potty in the parking lot of the beach, so I figured if I could just make it there I would be fine. Somehow I made it, I opened the door and to my extreme horror it looked like someone had ladled chili all over the inside. All around the seat area, the floor, EVERYWHERE. I managed to not vomit somehow and immediately backed away, then ran down to the beach, took off my shirt and jumped into the ocean for relief.
This is a video I saw on Facebook. It is an Asian travel plunger...and is horrifying. SO. Much. Could go wrong!
My dog does much better in the car than he does in the truck. I use to take him all the way to Speedway to go to the vet because that's where I'm from and I'm familiar with that vet. And he would make its all the way to Speedway and lose it. I found a vet a little closer. We use to have a dog that loved riding in the car, but if we went in the direction of the vet, he would get nervous. He would panic so bad that he would shed a ton of hair, within 5 minutes.
That is BRILLIANT. And yes, full of possibilities for horrifying malfunction. But Brilliant!
I really hope that was just miso soup in that bowl.
Pssst. Lifeguard poop in the ocean ALL the time.
That is BRILLIANT. And yes, full of possibilities for horrifying malfunction. But Brilliant!
I really hope that was just miso soup in that bowl.
See, this bothers me - because how can you be sure you can escape your own loaf? Currents, waves...you know. I can see your own little project rearing up on the wave and coming back to assault you.
Um...you noticed the apostrophe in y''all?