It continues to get weirder and weirder at work. First they tell me that they need me to go to day shift. So I tell my wife and my staff that I am leaving the night shift. They throw me a party and my wife gets her hopes up. Then they tell me that they are demoting my idiot boss and sending him to the day shift so they can watch him. They asked me to stay on night shift. I started this past week working on both shifts to ease the other managers transition. The day shift employees still think I am coming. The night shift still thinks I am leaving. There are going to be a lot of surprised people on both shifts.