::Leader Board:: Ahnko Honu Takes The Lead Chapter 16!

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Me too. My post-UWC funk has been much worse this year than ever before.

I'm just hanging on til next June. I miss it and I'm not crazy sad about it but I'm always planning for next year. How long I'll be there, what to take, making presents for my girlies etc....
 
I am fascinated by this. I love avocado. I love milkshakes. I never thought of marrying the two.

The first time it was offered I said .. WTH? Once I tasted it ... OMG!

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The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."

Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
 
I agree.

And durian made Andrew Zimmern gag. That's enough evidence for me to never want to even try it.

This is pretty much my take as well, though to be honest, given the opportunity, and the right timing, I would probably at least taste it.
 
I agree.

And durian made Andrew Zimmern gag. That's enough evidence for me to never want to even try it.

I had never heard of durian so I googled it. From what I read, there's a huge split in responses to it. Some people think it has a pleasant aroma, others compare it to raw sewage. All agree that it has a strong and lingering odor, so much so that many places have banned it from hotels and public buses.

I wonder if it is somewhat akin to the way different people react to the taste of cilantro. I know lots of people who love it, but for me, you might as well dump half a bottle of dish washing soap in -- that's what I taste.
 
I am fascinated by this. I love avocado. I love milkshakes. I never thought of marrying the two.

Another interesting dish is Savory Carrot Cake. Not cake at all. It is a white radish(?) that is fried with egg, onions (?), and other stuff. So good.
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LOL, friend me on there so I can see your layout, then! Mickey too!

Crap, you can do layouts there now? I almost never go there, and I have a zillion link requests, from people I have no clue who they are. However Bambi in palm beach sounds nice, maybe I will approve her link.
 
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