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tomthebaptist
12-23-2014, 07:42 AM
I bought myself an early Christmas present with the bonus check my wife gives me every year. This year's present was a " Tenor Banjo-Uke." She hates this thing! She said its like a misquito repellant, repells everything in earshot! This means whenever I want to be alone, and no one around to bother me, I play my new banjo-uke! Great gift idea! What do you think?

Coconut Willie
12-23-2014, 07:49 AM
LOL....congratulations on your new uke!!! Play it loud and play it often!!!

Ukulele Eddie
12-23-2014, 07:49 AM
I think it's a good way to get your wife to stop giving your bonus checks. ;-) Better enjoy in solitude to maintain martial bliss.

Merry Christmas!

VegasGeorge
12-23-2014, 10:05 AM
Now, to seal the deal, just learn to play all those politically incorrect old tunes, "Mammy, how I love'ya, how I love'ya, my dear old Mammy!" ;)