An Early Christmas Present

Tomthebaptist

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I bought myself an early Christmas present with the bonus check my wife gives me every year. This year's present was a " Tenor Banjo-Uke." She hates this thing! She said its like a misquito repellant, repells everything in earshot! This means whenever I want to be alone, and no one around to bother me, I play my new banjo-uke! Great gift idea! What do you think?
 
I think it's a good way to get your wife to stop giving your bonus checks. ;-) Better enjoy in solitude to maintain martial bliss.

Merry Christmas!
 
Now, to seal the deal, just learn to play all those politically incorrect old tunes, "Mammy, how I love'ya, how I love'ya, my dear old Mammy!" ;)
 
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