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Kmetzger
01-14-2015, 06:51 AM
In yesterday's news: "Scottish man beats masturbating rap with air ukulele defense...he was stroking an instrument but it was only a ukulele."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/scottish-man-beats-masturbating-rap-air-ukulele-defense-article-1.2076250

Nickie
01-14-2015, 03:59 PM
Since he claimed ukulele, he probably got off with an insanity plea....

TjW
01-14-2015, 06:20 PM
In yesterday's news: "Scottish man beats masturbating rap with air ukulele defense...he was stroking an instrument but it was only a ukulele."

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/scottish-man-beats-masturbating-rap-air-ukulele-defense-article-1.2076250

Why does this remind me of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxDeWddQocg

Inksplosive AL
01-15-2015, 02:52 PM
Stop looking into your neighbors windows, damn lookie loos.

stevepetergal
01-15-2015, 03:17 PM
I too hate getting caught strumming it.

VegasGeorge
01-15-2015, 04:21 PM
I think the guy was telling the truth. If he'd been lying, he'd have claimed "air Guitar" which the average person would find more believable. I mean, "air Ukulele" sounds kind of perverted just on the face of it! And yes, I think that's all Tiny Tim's fault. :mad:

Jeffelele
01-16-2015, 02:56 PM
What's that old saying? Oh, yeah, "People in glass underwear shouldn't get stoned".

IamNoMan
01-16-2015, 03:06 PM
.:rotfl:

Any country lad or lass knows if you want to want the neighbors bugger off, you drop the blinds.


:rotfl: