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Captain Simian
04-15-2015, 02:33 PM
Taxes were significantly less than I expected so to celebrate this is on her way to me:


http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-0baP27ULPS8/VSW8ozSlSiI/AAAAAAAAMQM/wvlMJgCe9mw/s1600/jukerr-1.jpg

http://antebelluminstruments.blogspot.com/2015/04/1930s1960s2015-big-rim-banjo-uke.html

WCBarnes
04-15-2015, 03:49 PM
Very nice! Love when the tax man is kind!!! I am hoping to convince my wife that we should take some of our return and each get a little something for ourselves. If so, there is a Timms in the marketplace with my name all over it!:iwant:

Captain Simian
04-15-2015, 06:22 PM
Most of the money we saved will go towards our spawn's college expenses. We did spoil ourselves a little though; I got the banjo uke, she bought some yoga pants and some high end mat.

igorthebarbarian
04-15-2015, 06:36 PM
Oh man, I saw Jake's post of that, and thought, dang that thing looks really cool! Enjoy!

dkcrown
04-16-2015, 12:35 AM
Unfortunately, the taxman wasn't as kind to me. Might have to sell something :(

UncleMoon
04-16-2015, 02:50 AM
what is this "return" you speak of? I haven't seen one of them in years.

PhilUSAFRet
04-16-2015, 03:41 AM
Don't want to be the "wet blanket" but money is money. It's part of your regular income that was excessively taxed being returned to you rather than a "bonus." That being said, cool little banjo uke! Hope you enjoy playing it immensely.

Captain Simian
04-16-2015, 04:06 AM
what is this "return" you speak of? I haven't seen one of them in years.

We didn't get a return. We set aside money every check for taxes and this year we saved more than we needed to. Also, my accountant is the wife.

Mr. Jake Wildwood
04-16-2015, 04:55 AM
Tehehe... I hope you survive the sonic boom this hand-cannon makes... :D

molokinirum
04-16-2015, 07:18 AM
Now that is a real good accountant!!!

Captain Simian
04-16-2015, 11:53 AM
Tehehe... I hope you survive the sonic boom this hand-cannon makes... :D

Like the old saying goes, "If it's too loud it means you're too old."

Captain Simian
04-16-2015, 11:54 AM
Now that is a real good accountant!!!

I was fortunate enough to marry someone smarter than me but just dumb enough to love me.

Ukejenny
04-16-2015, 11:54 AM
Tehehe... I hope you survive the sonic boom this hand-cannon makes... :D

Wooooot!!!! Congratulations and happy hand canon-ing!!!!!!

noukeyet
04-17-2015, 05:32 AM
A "tax return" is the document sent to the IRS. A "refund" is money given back by the IRS if too much has been withheld. An ukulele is what should be purchased with a tax refund.

Captain Simian
04-20-2015, 06:47 AM
Tehehe... I hope you survive the sonic boom this hand-cannon makes... :D

She just showed up and you weren't kidding. I ended up setting off every single car alarm within a 3 block radius.

Mr. Jake Wildwood
04-21-2015, 05:46 AM
GOOD. That's what it's supposed to do.

I like how that funny little thing kicks the butt of most hard-core tenor banjos. I'm gonna have to make another sometime.