Cassie
Well-known member
Are you a uke addict? Here's a little list of ways you can know if you're addicted.
- You know if you're a uke addict if someone calls you crazy and you say G.
- You know you're a uke addict if you go fishing and you're talking to the person you're putting string on the pole and you say, "Do you want a high G or low G on it?"
- you know your addicted if you hear someone ask if you want a mango or pineapple and you say yes because you're thinking of ukes.
- You know you're addicted if you refer to duke nukem as duke ukem.
- You know you have a uke addiction if you listen to hawaiian songs and know exactly what kind of uke they're playing as well as the type of strings.
- You know if you're addicted if you set your phone's alarm clock to play crazy G by Shimabukuro.
- You know if you're addicted if you worship shimabukuro.
- You know if you're addicted to ukes if you watch sponge bob squear pants just to listen to the uke in the background.
- you know that you're addicted if you start refering to the UK as the uke.
- You're addicted if you hear the word dolphin and you start thinking about the Kala dolphin uke.
And Last but not least, You know if you are a uke addict if you start saying ah shimabukuro instead of the curse word.
If you've said yes to any of these, then you have a major uke addiction. If you can think of some other silly ways to know if you're an addict, please let me know. These are meant to be funny,not taken seriously. Please feel free to come up with new ones.
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