My Dog Has Fleas? Got any new funny variations on that?

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Not sure if this topic has been covered before but I was thinking about the "My Dog has fleas" tonight and I thought instead "My cat likes cheese." hehe

Any other funny ones that come to mind?

Petey
 
Also:

Knobbly Knees

(You need to put on a Dick-Van-Dyke-esque cock-er-ny accent for this one.)
 
Who cut the cheese?
 
Strum the uke please...
 
My Bum Is Green....from school days 1969....English bum is a sit upon , not a tramp .
 
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My Canis lupus familiaris has Ctenocephalides canis
 
I just remember the tuning as - Got Caught Eating Ants
 
"plinky plinky plinky plink"




/I'll get my coat
 
Seeing these replies reminds me how ideal is My Dog Has Fleas.

Particularly with the deeper Dog emulating the C tuning, something any random simple rhyming phrase does not do.

Great, Peter!
 
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