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PeteyHoudini
08-31-2015, 01:47 PM
Not sure if this topic has been covered before but I was thinking about the "My Dog has fleas" tonight and I thought instead "My cat likes cheese." hehe

Any other funny ones that come to mind?

Petey

jollyboy
08-31-2015, 01:53 PM
Sausage & Peas

k0k0peli
08-31-2015, 01:53 PM
Any other funny ones that come to mind? Few that can be repeated here, but I have a dirty mind.

jollyboy
08-31-2015, 01:56 PM
Also:

Knobbly Knees

(You need to put on a Dick-Van-Dyke-esque cock-er-ny accent for this one.)

PhilUSAFRet
08-31-2015, 03:13 PM
Who cut the cheese?

Trader Todd
08-31-2015, 03:23 PM
Strum the uke please...

Hippie Dribble
08-31-2015, 03:24 PM
It's Time For Wee's (toddler training version)

CeeJay
08-31-2015, 03:37 PM
My Bum Is Green....from school days 1969....English bum is a sit upon , not a tramp .

jollyboy
08-31-2015, 05:03 PM
For Eddie Izzard fans...

Covered In Bees


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs-tl6GBOBo

Luke El U
09-01-2015, 02:21 AM
My Canis lupus familiaris has Ctenocephalides canis

fynger
09-01-2015, 02:40 AM
I just remember the tuning as - Got Caught Eating Ants

The Big Kahuna
09-01-2015, 02:46 AM
"plinky plinky plinky plink"




/I'll get my coat

Down Up Dick
09-01-2015, 03:22 AM
A Duck Can Float. :old:

The Big Kahuna
09-01-2015, 03:32 AM
No need for a boat

chillywilly
09-01-2015, 03:37 AM
Good Cooks Eat A lot

river_driver
09-01-2015, 04:45 AM
My Canis lupus familiaris has Ctenocephalides canis
Luke, what are you tuning? One of these? :p

82949
http://www.manzer.com/guitars/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=25&Itemid=24

coolkayaker1
09-01-2015, 04:48 AM
Seeing these replies reminds me how ideal is My Dog Has Fleas.

Particularly with the deeper Dog emulating the C tuning, something any random simple rhyming phrase does not do.

Great, Peter!

Hms
09-01-2015, 11:04 PM
My flea has dogs.
See Caspar Babypants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4YX0H7crTI
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Luke El U
09-02-2015, 12:51 AM
Luke, what are you tuning? One of these? :p

82949
http://www.manzer.com/guitars/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=25&Itemid=24

OMG, that thing's got more strings attached than a celebrity pre-nup!

river_driver
09-02-2015, 05:10 AM
Hey, who came up with "My Dog Has Fleas" originally? I know it was expounded by Arthur Godfrey, but did he create it?