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franky,b
10-14-2015, 05:15 AM
Just bought a new pono AB I thought the extra

Dwjkerr
10-14-2015, 05:18 AM
I think you got interrupted mid sentence

pbagley
10-14-2015, 05:18 AM
Talk about leaving us in suspense...

franky,b
10-14-2015, 05:37 AM
Try this ,bought a pono AB wanted the ABD but a

vinceherman
10-14-2015, 09:23 AM
Just bought a new pono AB I accidentally the whole thing

pritch
10-14-2015, 09:55 AM
Just as well I didn't try holding my breath while awaiting the rest of the sentence: :)

mountain goat
10-14-2015, 11:19 AM
Stay tuned folks. And you thought the Pilot was good. Just wait till chapter 2...

Ukejenny
10-14-2015, 11:28 AM
Is this one of those games where someone starts the story and then we all add on? Okay.....

Just bought a new pono AB I thought the extra...

wood coming off the bottom bout in spikes was a nice touch. But, then the wooden spikes burst into flames, just as I was....

strumsilly
10-14-2015, 12:15 PM
coming up for air, something squishy hit me on the head hard enough to see stars, and when my vision cleared..

VegasGeorge
10-15-2015, 02:06 AM
I was surrounded by hula maidens, strumming on their (euphemism) guitars.

DownUpDave
10-15-2015, 02:34 AM
When the grass skirts on the hula maidens burst into flames forcing them to run screaming into the ocean.

pbagley
10-15-2015, 03:03 AM
As the hula maidens enjoyed the cool comfort of the ocean washing away the charred remains of their grass skirts they encountered a pod of land sharks, who having recently learned how to swim were ...

Down Up Dick
10-15-2015, 03:32 AM
Just bought a new pono AB I thought the extra

Heres a thought (he's) just had . . .

Hmmm, I wonder if I started a sentence but didn't finish it . . . Would the other UUers break their humps trying to finish it?

Wouldn't it be better to be practicing and learning . . .hmmm?

Just a little advice to the

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DownUpDave
10-15-2015, 03:58 AM
Heres a thought (he's) just had . . .

Hmmm, I wonder if I started a sentence but didn't finish it . . . Would the other UUers break their humps trying to finish it?

Wouldn't it be better to be practicing and learning . . .hmmm?

Just a little advice to the

:old:

Brother......you are breaking the lyrical flow.:-)Go back and read all the posts. We got a story happenin' here bro :shaka:

Down Up Dick
10-15-2015, 06:12 AM
Get back to the kitchen, Dud1, and get to practicing. You've got another open mic coming up!

And I thought the "flow" was over, so I guess I


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kvehe
10-15-2015, 11:37 PM
would find that the hula skirts make excellent cat box litter, or perhaps when completely dry could be used to make baskets to hold the sharks' collections of

VegasGeorge
10-16-2015, 12:05 AM
photos of their favorite cars, 1959 Cadillacs. Those sharks just love cruising on down to

DownUpDave
10-16-2015, 12:33 AM
Oahu to get a shaved ice and a pineapple sunday which is then finished off by

Pukulele Pete
10-16-2015, 12:46 AM
reading one of the silliest posts on UU , while

Jim Hanks
10-16-2015, 01:54 AM
thinking, "how did I end up with this group of crazies, and where are they taking me next? ". Wait up fellas, I don't want to be left behind while y'all go to the

Down Up Dick
10-16-2015, 02:29 AM
Music Store to buy another ukulele with


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photoshooter
10-16-2015, 04:21 AM
no money but plan to barter using...

Down Up Dick
10-16-2015, 05:10 AM
Darth Vader began to move and try to escape from the package to


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Deadbait
10-16-2015, 05:21 AM
reveal to me that he was not really Darth Vader, but all this time he was really my...

DownUpDave
10-16-2015, 05:45 AM
alter ego........Pewee Herman who once sang

chuck in ny
10-16-2015, 05:45 AM
not too bad boys and girls for terseness and suspense. i eagerly await other literary devices.

Down Up Dick
10-16-2015, 06:19 AM
You see, Dud1, I'm not the only one who



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mds725
10-16-2015, 07:15 AM
.... hijacked this thread

photoshooter
10-16-2015, 07:46 AM
The Barry Manilow fan club forum where the members quickly began to

Down Up Dick
10-16-2015, 08:43 AM
whine and cry for Darth Vader information concerning his




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Ukejenny
10-16-2015, 08:59 AM
complete sexual addiction to Hello Kitty and his inability to maintain an

pbagley
10-16-2015, 09:35 AM
age appropriate show for his fans, thus becoming the Miley Cyrus of ...

Booli
10-16-2015, 11:12 AM
the world of ukulele performers, and hoping not to get put on stage in a compromising position with the 'real' Miley Cyrus, while she sings a ukulele version of...

VegasGeorge
10-16-2015, 06:13 PM
old beat-up Conn Tuba that had fallen off a circus truck when it

kvehe
10-16-2015, 07:03 PM
collided with an elephant, thus causing the calliope to

Down Up Dick
10-16-2015, 07:27 PM
begin a rousing rendition of Barnum and Bailey's Favorite which caused the horses to



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Tootler
10-16-2015, 08:54 PM
Stampede crashing into a delivery wagon full of...

ukuleleden
10-16-2015, 10:55 PM
...dropped their skirts and began a new rendition of

VegasGeorge
10-17-2015, 01:05 AM
that great Chubby Checker classic, "The Twist." They had barely (pun intended) gotten through the first verse when

kvehe
10-17-2015, 01:24 AM
the police arrived in three separate cars, lights flashing, sirens screaming, body cameras recording. The world was shocked to see on CNN that

Jim Hanks
10-17-2015, 01:28 AM
one of the hula dancers had a huge tattoo of

kvehe
10-17-2015, 01:31 AM
George Steinbrenner on her left arm, plus a few more:

VegasGeorge
10-17-2015, 01:34 AM
Washington crossing the Delaware, the Wreck of the Hesperus, and the Battle of Waterloo. Being naturally curious, and somewhat taken by this maiden, Cpt. Spaulding sidled up to her on the QT, and asked, "What's your name, honey?"

DownUpDave
10-17-2015, 03:03 AM
"My name sir is none of your business. What you should really be concerned about is"

Down Up Dick
10-17-2015, 03:53 AM
"Where the heck is Darth Vader"? He's gonna get us all into




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Booli
10-17-2015, 04:43 AM
the VIP section of the UOGB concert so we can meet & greet all of our heroes so when we are old, blind and feeble we have...

jollyboy
10-17-2015, 04:50 AM
" ... warm fuzzy memories to comfort us in our twilight years. Vader swore he could get us those passes (something about 'the power of the Dark Side') and we need to be at that party, or else... "

DownUpDave
10-17-2015, 04:58 AM
Yoda will pissed......really really pissed "There is no try, there is only do or do not" he would say while pouring his favorite beverage of

Booli
10-17-2015, 05:05 AM
three fingers of Jack, straight up, with a Triple-Sec chaser, while gobbling down handfuls of salty, mashed ...

ukuleleden
10-17-2015, 05:21 AM
...bananas and peanut butter which is of course a tribute to Elvis who surely would have done a sequel to Blue Hawaii if only he could get the band to

Dwjkerr
10-17-2015, 05:26 AM
play on old beat up mahalos, but

kvehe
10-17-2015, 05:43 AM
nooooooo, the band said that since it's a sequel to Blue Hawaii they would only play K-brands or Mya-Moe blue pond myrtle tenors, and we all know

jollyboy
10-17-2015, 05:53 AM
that Elvis had already left the building (to go to the bathroom), making it impossible to get a final decision and thus consigning Blue Hawaii 2 to development hell. However...

Booli
10-17-2015, 05:57 AM
long long ago, in a galaxy far far away, an 8 yr old Anakin Skywalker learned to strum and sing from

Ukejenny
10-17-2015, 06:58 AM
a 62 year old street walker from Pugtussle, North Dakota, who had ended up on the scene because she had mistakenly,

Booli
10-17-2015, 07:07 AM
entered a blue POLICE CALL BOX in London, and 'The Doctor' transported her to another time and planet where she...

Tootler
10-17-2015, 07:24 AM
found herself in the middle of a...

Tootler
10-17-2015, 07:29 AM
Vogon interplanetary motorway construction site. Feeling a little anxious, she decided to..

Down Up Dick
10-17-2015, 07:57 AM
play her heavy metal harp Uke. The music sounded like rippling, gurgling




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ukuleleden
10-17-2015, 08:02 AM
...version of William Shatner singing Covers of Elton John songs while

Down Up Dick
10-17-2015, 08:11 AM
Spaak accompanied him on his space harp while Data recorded



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jollyboy
10-17-2015, 08:28 AM
the sound of Leonard Nimoy turning in his grave. Meanwhile, in a roadside waffle house on the outskirts of Pasadena...

ukuleleden
10-17-2015, 08:48 AM
...sat an inspiring ukulele player trying to get a bus to the next town for his upcoming gig when he got a call from

Booli
10-17-2015, 09:27 AM
his doctor's office with the lab test results, asking him to come in to discuss

Jim Hanks
10-17-2015, 10:17 AM
the fact that he had been diagnosed with "The Fever" and the only cure was

Booli
10-17-2015, 10:27 AM
to consume mass quantities of 'Uncle Mahalo's Ukulele Tonic', which can only be obtained

ukuleleden
10-17-2015, 11:31 AM
In the Ukulele Underground Marketplace from the well known

Booli
10-17-2015, 01:28 PM
organ grinder and monkey trainer, who goes by the name

kvehe
10-17-2015, 02:02 PM
bandoneon, and often appears in concert with a classical guitarist. Their favorite performance venue is

ukuleleden
10-17-2015, 02:10 PM
Long John Silvers during the summer concert series where they get free

Ukejenny
10-17-2015, 02:16 PM
Xanex.
AND THEN THE RAINS CAME
...when, without warning or provocation, upon the mysterious horizon, there appeared.....

jollyboy
10-17-2015, 02:24 PM
A pale rider on a pale horse. And lo the rider spoke and said...

Down Up Dick
10-17-2015, 02:55 PM
darn, my butt really hurts. I need another



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ukuleleden
10-17-2015, 03:00 PM
Padded gig bag to put on my saddle. Speaking of saddles does anyone have a

photoshooter
10-17-2015, 03:17 PM
spare tube of hemorrhoid cream? I had some but I gave it to

kvehe
10-17-2015, 03:37 PM
one of the hula maidens. She used it to reduce the wrinkles around her eyes, so she would be more attractive to Cpt. Spaulding. As it turned out, though, Cpt. Spaulding decided he preferred

VegasGeorge
10-17-2015, 03:46 PM
being an African explorer, say, did someone call him Shnorrer? Why, that was

Booli
10-17-2015, 03:56 PM
a nickname he wore proudly, since he was a bacon lover after all, but he was always afraid

jollyboy
10-17-2015, 04:00 PM
of clowns, and always hid under his bed when the circus was in town. But then, one day...

VegasGeorge
10-17-2015, 04:32 PM
He fell head over heels in love with that old tuba played by the circus musician, Elmo Erdenstraddle, who was immensely fat, and who

ukuleleden
10-17-2015, 04:57 PM
Disappointed the captain by refusing to sell his tuba, but he was willing to sell the Captain a

Down Up Dick
10-17-2015, 05:19 PM
piccolo trumpet with a mute and a music lyre and two


:old:

kvehe
10-18-2015, 01:29 AM
Labrador retrievers who had formed a fast friendship with three Afghan hounds, but none of them liked the poodle because

Down Up Dick
10-18-2015, 02:04 AM
she was stuck up and dyed lavender, of all colors, and she sometimes



:old:

ukuleleden
10-18-2015, 04:30 AM
Reminds the good Captain of why he prefers to avoid

jollyboy
10-18-2015, 05:03 AM
eating cheese late at night, as it often gives him bad dreams about...

Down Up Dick
10-18-2015, 05:08 AM
writing incorrect titles to his posts and walking into


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jollyboy
10-18-2015, 05:11 AM
his local Walmart store, wearing only...

Dwjkerr
10-18-2015, 05:40 AM
a grass skirt that he found floating in the ocean. This amused the Walmart staff to no end so they did not call the

photoshooter
10-18-2015, 06:14 AM
priest to perform an exorcism, but instead nominated him for

ukuleleden
10-18-2015, 12:04 PM
A group of Elvis impersonators cut in and started singing their rendition of

Dwjkerr
10-18-2015, 12:18 PM
"My Blue heaven" on Blue tie dyed ukuleles so the Walmart staff ran out into the parking lot and

VegasGeorge
10-18-2015, 01:01 PM
began selling concert tickets and plates of spicy hot shrimp jambalaya to all the

DownUpDave
10-18-2015, 01:02 PM
said "Here's a thought I've just had........Just bought a new pono AB I thought the extra

sam13
10-18-2015, 02:32 PM
Finger on my right hand would be great for finger style playing, but as it turns out

VegasGeorge
10-18-2015, 03:45 PM
he accidentally bit that finger off as he greedily gobbled through his 3rd plate of jambalaya, while singing his favorite tune,

ukuleleden
10-19-2015, 02:30 AM
Has since retired and now is now a tour guide for the

Booli
10-19-2015, 03:25 AM
'Fab Four Magical Ukulele Mystery Tour' which leaves Cayuga Bay every day at noon in search of

Down Up Dick
10-19-2015, 03:36 AM
lotions and creams that will help them to revitalize their



:old:

Booli
10-19-2015, 04:05 AM
dangling participles, which got that way because of so many

sam13
10-19-2015, 04:47 AM
extra large plates of pasta at the "All you can Eat" while visiting Vegas and gambling on free credits, only to discover

ukuleleden
10-19-2015, 05:36 AM
The bathrooms were out of order so relief of over-eating had to be sought at the

DownUpDave
10-19-2015, 06:09 AM
Piggly Wiggly

Booli
10-19-2015, 06:21 AM
where on the way out the door, they ran into none other than

ukuleleden
10-19-2015, 06:32 AM
Miss Daisy who was on her way to...

VegasGeorge
10-19-2015, 06:54 AM
a nervous breakdown occasioned by numerous rejections from

sam13
10-19-2015, 06:57 AM
the senior gentlemen at the "Over 80" convention who were drunk and chanting

jollyboy
10-19-2015, 07:01 AM
"Ia! Ia! Cthulhu Fhtagn!" as they were all members of a secret cult called...

Booli
10-19-2015, 07:22 AM
'Bodhi Fagan Hummer-Lumper Society', who all were faithful worshippers of the long forgotten prophet named

sam13
10-19-2015, 07:48 AM
PonoKamakaKoAloha ... a mythical deity who promises perfectly tuned custom Ukuleles in the after life, but currently members only suffer with UAS and can't

Booli
10-19-2015, 08:03 AM
quite yet play the advanced quadruple-fan-strum, nor the double-flatted-fifth-Maj7 chords which are a required skill to unlock nirvana and full enlightenment, so instead they...

kvehe
10-19-2015, 08:23 AM
repeatedly play C-Am-F-G7 on their pink Dolphins and tell anyone who will listen that

Down Up Dick
10-19-2015, 08:44 AM
the wrong person got into the



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VegasGeorge
10-19-2015, 08:55 AM
Spam and tapioca before the band took its break. If that happened the

sam13
10-19-2015, 09:37 AM
a mutiny greater in legend that that upon The Bounty would be recorded. Keep away from the Spam and Tapioca or the band will have to

Down Up Dick
10-19-2015, 11:12 AM
explain this to future musicians who look up to our



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jollyboy
10-19-2015, 02:43 PM
flying pigs, who chase pie-in-the-sky through little fluffy clouds of...

ukuleleden
10-19-2015, 02:51 PM
Cotton balls that the audience used to stuff in their ears to shield the noise that was coming from

Dwjkerr
10-19-2015, 06:06 PM
Tuba playing polka cats that's

ukuleleden
10-19-2015, 10:36 PM
Typically hired to play at yacht clubs where the man-made lakes have dried up, but the music keeps them

VegasGeorge
10-20-2015, 01:24 AM
young at heart, whilst searching the dance floor for

Down Up Dick
10-20-2015, 02:25 AM
those dance step footprints to follow for the tango or




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mountain goat
10-20-2015, 02:31 AM
rumba that the yachties were so practiced in, while drinking rum in lieu of

ukuleleden
10-20-2015, 03:11 AM
Milk of magnesia and fiber supplements which of course risks the side effects of

mountain goat
10-20-2015, 03:16 AM
anal explosions in Bb; always out of key with

VegasGeorge
10-20-2015, 06:44 AM
the Ukuleles and Tambourines as played by young Salvation Army girls, including the one who had learned kick boxing before she was saved, and who

Down Up Dick
10-20-2015, 06:47 AM
could knock a bee or wasp out of the air with one quick



:old:

Booli
10-20-2015, 07:19 AM
roundhouse kick, while keeping time in 7/4 with a bongo cajon, and Yodeling 'Fisher's Hornpipe' in 4/4, which was quite the spectacle, considering

Tootler
10-20-2015, 07:40 AM
He had absolutely no sense of rhythm but

kvehe
10-20-2015, 08:01 AM
when did that ever stop him - not counting the time that he

Franky1
10-20-2015, 10:28 AM
Could not long in to the site, his computer went up in sparks ,passwords dissapeared but now back on line as franky1 with his new pono ab purring in his lap..........

ukuleleden
10-20-2015, 10:41 AM
Only to realize that no single ukulele purchase can stop the cravings for another one, much like the insatiable appetite demonstrated by the very famous...

Down Up Dick
10-20-2015, 10:49 AM
Ol' King Midas who wanted Gold, Gold, Gold and a bucket of



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jollyboy
10-20-2015, 11:52 AM
horse manure for his roses, and who was set upon by aging ninjas whenever he tried to...

VegasGeorge
10-20-2015, 11:54 AM
slip away to ride his favorite steed named

jollyboy
10-20-2015, 12:03 PM
Silver, ironically. "Hi! Yo!" he would cry and off he would gallop toward...

Down Up Dick
10-20-2015, 03:13 PM
the nearest ukulele get together with some good tunes, maybe a few chips, and a bunch of tasty




:old:

Booli
10-20-2015, 04:42 PM
snacks, including but not limited to his favorites, which were

Dwjkerr
10-20-2015, 05:23 PM
milk and truffles which he tried to keep secret by hiding them in the

kvehe
10-21-2015, 01:25 AM
pile of spare grass skirts that the hula maidens kept on hand just in case the ones they were wearing burst into flames and they were forced to

VegasGeorge
10-21-2015, 01:39 AM
abandon the Good Ship Lollipop, which reminded them of their favorite movie, named after their favorite snack,

Down Up Dick
10-21-2015, 05:17 AM
"Titanic" burgers--really, really big cheese burgers with super sized



:old:

jollyboy
10-21-2015, 07:50 AM
onion rings, that were so big they could be worn around the waist like lifebuoys, and could even be spun like hula hoops, which made the hula girls happy, especially when...

mds725
10-21-2015, 10:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1XgFsitnQw

ukuleleden
10-21-2015, 03:48 PM
...they'd take their ukulele to the streets singing their favor rendition of Twist and Shout which only led to

Ukejenny
10-21-2015, 04:17 PM
an explosion so big that the earth was immediately vaporized! But, luckily, there was another planet that had been terraformed and was ready to be inhabited, newly named Ukeanus. Once the few surviving ships landed and the people began to inhabit Uneanus, .....

(I can't believe this thing is still going!)

kvehe
10-21-2015, 04:37 PM
the agrarians among them began experimenting with the cultivation of novel species of wood, thinking that perhaps the unique temperature and humidity of their new home planet might yield a previously-unknown standard for the building of ukuleles.

jollyboy
10-21-2015, 07:53 PM
The colonists also discovered a new element, that they chose to name ukeanium. It was quickly discovered that ukeanium could be used to make the best ukulele strings ever - strings that combined the most desirable qualities of nylon, gut and fluorocarbon, strings that sounded awesome when plucked and strummed, strings that delivered rich, full overtones and superb clarity and separation. It was like some impossible, fantastic dream...

Oh, damn! it was a dream.

Captain Spaulding woke with a sudden start and...

ukuleleden
10-23-2015, 01:54 AM
Realized that he needed to get his his tablet so he could download a new app that allowed for variable comparison of different strings used in conjunction with different tone woods that allowed him to...

VegasGeorge
10-23-2015, 02:09 AM
dulcet tones so sweet that they would woo maidens right out of their

Dwjkerr
10-23-2015, 06:27 PM
Ukulele shaped sandal which

mds725
10-23-2015, 09:21 PM
http://forum.ukuleleunderground.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=84610&d=1445671232

ukuleleden
10-24-2015, 02:16 AM
Made him bow his head in shame as he failed to execute the proper use of the dress code that resulted in

Dwjkerr
10-24-2015, 04:43 AM
Him being driven out of the

Rodney.
10-24-2015, 04:55 AM
Star Trek fanclub, so he

Down Up Dick
10-24-2015, 08:32 AM
turned in his oscillating fan and began looking for another club that would



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sam13
10-24-2015, 11:37 AM
Accept him as is ... Much to his surprise he found UU, started playing Madonna tunes dressing in drag (not thT there is anything wrong with that l) on an old Matrin standard Uke .... His videos on YouTube ...

jollyboy
10-24-2015, 11:54 AM
rapidly went viral making him (her?) an overnight internet sensation and resulting in a 23 album deal with Cynical Exploitation Records plc, as well as a global stadium tour starting in...

ukuleleden
10-24-2015, 12:53 PM
Maple Grove, West Virgina at Uncle Kenny's Pub and Laundrymat where he will be the opening act for

sam13
10-24-2015, 02:48 PM
The original cast of Beatlemania, never mind the dentures, gray hair and