As the hula maidens enjoyed the cool comfort of the ocean washing away the charred remains of their grass skirts they encountered a pod of land sharks, who having recently learned how to swim were ...
would find that the hula skirts make excellent cat box litter, or perhaps when completely dry could be used to make baskets to hold the sharks' collections of
thinking, "how did I end up with this group of crazies, and where are they taking me next? ". Wait up fellas, I don't want to be left behind while y'all go to the