View Full Version : Obama supports Gerald Ross' plan for USA - Free Stuff! - Read Now!

Gerald Ross
03-30-2009, 01:27 AM

Click here for an important, must-see video message! (http://www.geraldross.com/emails/obamaukeweb.html)

Find out how to get your free stuff.

Cool graphics - click here! (http://www.geraldross.com/hitparade.htm)

Disclaimer - This famous and prominent PHOTOSHOPPED politician is not endorsing my CD, my music or anything of mine. This is a parody - get it? Look - there are five pictures of me in the audience. What? do you think I'm so handsome that I was cloned five times??

03-30-2009, 01:46 AM
LOL @ the Obama pic. Cool CD cover!

03-30-2009, 03:48 AM

Gerald Ross
03-30-2009, 04:36 AM
I've received numerous emails from people who already own the entire Gerald Ross "catalog" (I know I do - at least 100 times over).

They inquired about a "stand alone" price of the new CD.

But look at it this way... for an extra two bucks you get...

1. A free copy of any of my CDs that you can give as a thoughtful gift!
Easter, Passover, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Memorial Day, The Fourth of July, Cheddar Day (Wisconsin only), The Feast of St. Rosenberg...
These gift giving holidays are fast approaching... don't be caught without a last minute gift for someone.

2. The ultra-cool, very witty bumpersticker! Everyone loves stickers.

3. The UkeTone records logo stickers! Don't forget - Everyone loves stickers.

Did I mention that everyone loves stickers?

Nonetheless, for the person who already has everything, click here to purchase the Ukulele Hit Parade CD all by itself.

03-30-2009, 01:03 PM
Shameless, Gerald. Shameless! But funny!!

By the way, if I order your CD, could you throw in a few stickers. I love stickers.

Gerald Ross
03-31-2009, 04:59 AM

Everyone loves stickers - not just you! :)

Sure, I'll throw some in - just remind me on your order.

Did I mention that everyone loves stickers? :cool:

03-31-2009, 05:41 PM
So, how many different forums are you going to post this on?

03-31-2009, 06:41 PM
So, how many different forums are you going to post this on?

Is there a forum posting limit? Must have missed that rule in the ukulele posting manual.