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Vespa Bob
07-28-2017, 05:04 AM
"I can fix it later"
"It won't fall on the floor"....

Bob Orr
07-28-2017, 05:47 AM
I'm only going to trim a little bit, don't need the guards.

the finish will cover that

nobody else will notice that flaw

mmfitzsimons
07-28-2017, 08:37 AM
"This will be the last uke I ever buy."

Ukecaster
07-28-2017, 08:58 AM
"It's a Famous uke...just like a Kiwaya" ;)

spongeuke
07-28-2017, 09:15 AM
"This will only take a minute"

Doug
07-28-2017, 10:45 AM
It will probably be alright.

DPO
07-28-2017, 12:30 PM
It's meant to look like that.

Tenor
07-28-2017, 02:28 PM
That's not a mistake, that's a feature.

mainger
07-28-2017, 03:15 PM
Gee, your guitar is kinda small!

Titchtheclown
07-28-2017, 06:28 PM
I'll just pop out to the shed for a minute....
I'll do the dishes after
Is that the time?
I'll do the dishes now.
Yes dear.

ksiegel
07-28-2017, 07:49 PM
Naw, I'm fine. We don't need to stop at this rest stop.

kkimura
07-29-2017, 02:16 AM
This will hurt me more than it hurts you.

Booli
07-29-2017, 03:31 AM
'The road to hell is paved with good intentions.'

'No good deed goes unpunished.'

'Don't worry about those glitches, we can always fix it in post (post-production).'

'Nah, get the cheaper one now, you can always upgrade later.'

'Never attribute to malice, that which can be explained by ignorance, incompetence or stupidity.'
(alternate version - 'A sufficiently gifted fool can render the appearance of a malevolent genius.')

Vespa Bob
07-29-2017, 05:30 AM
"If I sand it just a little bit more, Maybe it will fit."

resoman
07-29-2017, 05:57 AM
"It seemed like a good idea at the time" The title of my book I'm gonna write

"Here, hold my beer"

Booli
07-29-2017, 06:22 AM
Said during lifting/carrying a very heavy object up or down a long flight of stairs:

'I got it - I got it - I ain't got it....(crash)'

tobinsuke
07-29-2017, 06:54 AM
"Flaw" or "character"? Tomato or tomahto.

greenscoe
07-29-2017, 07:49 AM
Its only a hobby..........I haven't spent much on materials and tools.

DownUpDave
07-29-2017, 08:17 AM
No need to measure, I'll just take a little bit off.

kkimura
07-29-2017, 08:57 AM
"we're going to need a bigger boat"

Ziret
07-29-2017, 10:00 AM
Measure once, cut--wait, what?
Just throw it on the scrap pile.

Ukecaster
07-29-2017, 10:44 AM
"Oh...this old thing? I've had this one downstairs for years" :D

KnowsPickin
07-29-2017, 11:45 AM
From Douglas Adams:

No one who WANTS to be President of the galaxy should EVER be allowed to hold the job.

Vespa Bob
07-29-2017, 05:29 PM
Ukes are easy to play.
I think I have enough lacquer to finish the job.

sequoia
07-29-2017, 07:45 PM
Doctor to patient: "Now this just going to sting a little bit". Translation: "This is going to hurt, but it is you and not me so I don't really care."

Vespa Bob
07-30-2017, 12:02 PM
Thanks, folks for all your contributions. There are too many good ones to single any out, but you know which ones had your heads nodding!

Bob

maki66
07-30-2017, 02:01 PM
I'll get to that after a nap.

Chopped Liver
07-30-2017, 02:40 PM
I don't need directions. I'm not lost.

Booli
07-30-2017, 02:45 PM
'Don't worry, there are plenty enough screws [nails, washers, nuts, etc] in a single pack to finish the project, and if you buy a second pack, you are never going to use it.'

tobinsuke
07-30-2017, 05:08 PM
I know I'm not that good, but I'll play much better on a new uke.

ksiegel
07-31-2017, 02:11 PM
A week is more than enough time to clean out that house.

RPA_Ukuleles
08-01-2017, 02:27 AM
I am not paying that much for a little ukulele. I'll just build my own and save a lot of money!

Andyk
08-01-2017, 02:57 AM
I am not paying that much for a little ukulele. I'll just build my own and save a lot of money!

Ha ha!
That's my favorite so far :)

Booli
08-01-2017, 03:06 AM
'Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge.'

-Charles Darwin

Andyk
08-01-2017, 07:54 AM
"in the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king"

Booli
08-01-2017, 08:13 AM
'(said only 10 mins after) Of course that paint is dry already, just touch it with your finger to see.'
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'Trust me...it's easy to take your finger away once it sets, even if you are using gobs of crazy glue.'

powdrell
08-01-2017, 10:19 AM
' I'm jus gonna build one instrument'....

fowl
08-01-2017, 10:28 AM
When apathy was rampant, we took it for granted!

Timbuck
08-01-2017, 11:54 AM
My Son Mike when he was sixteen .."Computers are just a fad that won't last long" ..He is now 48 and uses "cadcam" every day as well as running his website, and Facebook every day.

Pete Howlett
08-01-2017, 11:56 AM
I can do that....

KnowsPickin
08-12-2017, 06:25 PM
Not exactly a quote, but a neat old English poem:

T'was the fifteenth of November, a night I well remember.
I was walking up and down in drunken pride.
When my knees began to flutter, I sank down in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
As I lay there in the gutter, thinking thoughts cannot utter
I thought I heard a passing lady say,
"You can tell a man who boozes by the company he chooses."
And with that the pig got up and slowly walked away.

ksiegel
08-13-2017, 05:58 AM
Okay, so we probably only need another week to get the house emptied. Two more, tops!

Pukulele Pete
08-13-2017, 06:14 AM
One of my favorites , ....
" Read my lips : No new Taxes "

finkdaddy
08-19-2017, 07:54 AM
"If you can't fix it, feature it!"

Vespa Bob
08-21-2017, 05:22 AM
^^^^^Words I live by!

Bob

Jim Yates
08-22-2017, 03:46 PM
102521

I just want to get these sideburns even. Wait, I think the right one is a little longer. No, let me take a bit off the left one. . .

Nickie
08-28-2017, 01:41 PM
Yes, I'm a nurse.

No. I don't want to see it.

Leave it alone, it'll probably go away.

Nickie
08-28-2017, 01:43 PM
Famous last words....

"hey y'all, watch this"

"here, hold my beer"

ksiegel
08-29-2017, 06:39 PM
"But I ordered a 30 yard dumpster... It wouldn't fit? Okay then, I guess I can get by with a 20 yard dumpster..."



"How much for another 20 yard dumpster?"