Perplexed???

MGM · May 4, 2009

How do you get it thru to someone that if they left the ukulele on a sofa and someone sat on it that warranty will not replace it....I dumbfounded that the customer expects a replacement or repair under warranty LOL

dominicfoundthemooon · May 4, 2009

MGM said:
How do you get it thru to someone that if they left the ukulele on a sofa and someone sat on it that warranty will not replace it....I dumbfounded that the customer expects a replacement or repair under warranty LOL

well did the ukulele resemble a pillow.. was it a pillow uke.. because if it was.. then YOU ARE AT FAULT.. so stop making those.. it mixes people up!

sukie · May 4, 2009

MGM said:
How do you get it thru to someone that if they left the ukulele on a sofa and someone sat on it that warranty will not replace it....I dumbfounded that the customer expects a replacement or repair under warranty LOL

It doesn't? Good to know.

By the way -- it wasn't me.

Honu · May 4, 2009

I'm quite dissapointed that your warranty does not cover a$$ damage. Us heftier guys might have an issue with this. Must remember that when purchasing.

Kanaka916 · May 4, 2009

Eh Mike, try reply in pidgin and see what happens! Nah, bad idea - just might confuse the buggah mo.

generem · May 4, 2009

Mike!!!!

I cant believe you posted this... You Promised!!!

And to clarify, I didnt sit on her. It was during heavy love making.. She was so beautiful that I couldnt help myself.. One thing lead to another then crack!!

J..K.. :rotfl:

Out of Curiosity, What kind of an ukulele was it?

Honu · May 4, 2009

generem said:
Out of Curiosity, What kind of an ukulele was it?

Would the type of Uke have affected the type of "Love Making" that was metioned before?

Ahnko Honu · May 4, 2009

MGM said:
How do you get it thru to someone that if they left the ukulele on a sofa and someone sat on it that warranty will not replace it....I dumbfounded that the customer expects a replacement or repair under warranty LOL

Was it a Sears Craftsman 'ukulele?

Myala509 · May 4, 2009

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

pebbleInDaPacific · May 4, 2009

hey Mike,

he probably think he could do it huh? he looked at your 100% feedback and said, "oh, he'll do it, he 100%!". Just send him some duct tape.

Captain Google · May 4, 2009

Kanaka916 said:
Eh Mike, try reply in pidgin and see what happens! Nah, bad idea - just might confuse the buggah mo.

That makes it a good idea. If the guy can't understand it, that's his own problem. Heck, I can understand pidgin.

cpatch · May 4, 2009

MGM said:
How do you get it thru to someone that if they left the ukulele on a sofa and someone sat on it that warranty will not replace it

Explain that the idea is a$$inine.

glp · May 4, 2009

If the neck is fine just send them a cigar box.

russ_buss · May 4, 2009

that's some pretty silly stuff. maybe he needs ass insurance if this kind of thing happens a lot. geico?

hoosierhiver · May 4, 2009

I know your pain.

ukeatan · May 4, 2009

This just goes to show, even if your ukuleles have the best warranty around, you still have to cover your ass. What?

bbycrts · May 4, 2009

I feel sorry for the poor guy. If it happened to me, well - that would be a catA$$trophe.

Captain Google · May 4, 2009

bbycrts said:
I feel sorry for the poor guy. If it happened to me, well - that would be a catA$$trophe.

I should have A$$umed this thread would turn into such a punny thing.

Link · May 4, 2009

Tell him to sit on it and rotate!

ZING

Harold O. · May 4, 2009

Tell him that Helen Waite is in charge of the sat-upon ukulele department.

He needs to go to Helen Waite.

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