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Dino
05-11-2009, 10:54 PM
So...the other day I got a tweet from Rayan saying there was a caption thread going on and it was pretty funny.

Okay, here is a caption contest for all UU members.

I want to give away 2 ukulele books.

Both are Jumpin' Jims series.

First one is "Gone Hollywood" with songs like; As time goes by, For me and my gal, Hooray for hollywood, My favorite things, Over the rainbow, Pennies from Heaven, The shadow of your smile, You made me love you, and more 32 songs altogether

2nd book is the one I gave away earlier. Kanaka916 declined the book and said to throw it in with this contest. This is the "'60s Uke-in" wiht songs like; Happy together, All my loving, Daydream, Surfer girl, Here comes the sun, When I'm sixty four, Those were the day and more. 25 songs in this book.

Now, all you have to do is submit your best caption for the photo. The deadline for this will be this coming Sunday May 17th. I and a few selected judges will decided which is the best one. I will mail these 2 books to the winner. Good Luck.

casetone2514
05-12-2009, 04:23 AM
That's the last time I cycle through a car wash. My guitar AND my trousers shrunk!

casetone2514
05-12-2009, 04:24 AM
Clamped by Deach

Stackabones
05-12-2009, 04:34 AM
This tab for "Bicycle Built For Two" can't be right.

1014
05-12-2009, 04:35 AM
Having a `ukulele will take you far, but it won't tell you where to go...

dominicfoundthemooon
05-12-2009, 05:23 AM
i am glad my legs are so hairy.. that way i can strum "A7 A7 A7" while i ride along..

smgold101
05-12-2009, 05:24 AM
Why do they make these compressed flat globes so hard to read...I wana get to my mini guitar jam!

dominicfoundthemooon
05-12-2009, 05:26 AM
i want my money back.. this "retro GPS system" i got of ebay isn't worth a darn.. but this Bike-alele is a SCORE!

dominicfoundthemooon
05-12-2009, 05:27 AM
what yellow ukulele

jermlilly
05-12-2009, 05:42 AM
I'm on the highway to heavin' . . . wait . . . Dangit!

Lost_N_Austin
05-12-2009, 08:30 AM
Well this is the place she said to meet her. I'm beginning to wonder about this E-Harmony as a way to meet other musicians.:confused:

Oswegan
05-12-2009, 08:50 AM
"Let's see, hmm, a good place to play with my strap on . . ."

puremarkska
05-12-2009, 11:29 AM
Dave: "Come on Dave - THINK! Where would be the safest place to hide from a psychopathic, murderous ukulele???"

Ukulele: "ha HA!!"

UkuleleHill
05-12-2009, 11:54 AM
Sometimes I feel like finding my ukulele is one of those Where's Waldo books...

ukeshale
05-12-2009, 01:25 PM
dave was running out of things on his list of '1001 and things that will improve the sound of your mahalo'

Spooner
05-12-2009, 01:41 PM
"While Huffy can provide you with the best bicycle known to man, we can not provide you with a sense of direction. Our new Spokelele X150 model can help you pass the time during those perplexing moments when you are "trying to find yourself."
Huffy Spokelele. Strum one today!"

JKoval
05-12-2009, 05:09 PM
Curse you, deach!

You can deach me a bike, you can deach me a map, but you can't even leave directions to the jam?

josuegroundhog
05-12-2009, 05:16 PM
Curse you, deach!

You can deach me a bike, you can deach me a map, but you can't even leave directions to the jam?

LOL :biglaugh:

Roy Jovero
05-12-2009, 06:19 PM
"Is it too late to enter the Oh, The Places Uke Will Go contest?"

JT_Ukes
05-12-2009, 06:28 PM
This Uke case is mobile, but won't fit in the overhead compartment...

smgold101
05-12-2009, 08:24 PM
Map 7-Dollars
Bicycle 349-Dollars
Ukulele 120-Dollars

Pretending to be lost, so you can have a ukulele break-Priceless

Uncle-Taco
05-14-2009, 06:25 AM
“Let’s see…me and my uke have been to:
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Fairaday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil's Lake, Crater Lake--for Pete's Sake!
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere…”

“…But I could go to St. Loius; Joplin, Missouri, Oklahoma City is mighty pretty.
Or see...Amarillo; Gallup, New Mexico, Flagstaff, Arizona, don’t forget Winona, Kiman, Barstow, San Bernadino…”

Dino
05-15-2009, 11:58 PM
Couple more days gang. Keep em coming!

Bassukuguy
05-16-2009, 02:58 AM
*thinks to himself* damn new fanggled bike instructions with their extra pieces.

ritzer012
05-16-2009, 04:15 AM
Photo-Hunt: Ukulele Edition

HaileISela
05-16-2009, 06:26 AM
i am glad my legs are so hairy.. that way i can strum "A7 A7 A7" while i ride along..

ain't it Am7?

HaileISela
05-16-2009, 06:29 AM
I've been to 12 states now, where the heck is my Uke???

generem
05-16-2009, 08:20 AM
Damn AUS.. I knew I should have never traded all my water and Money for that Ukulele.. Now where is that Lake?

stepe3
05-16-2009, 09:26 AM
Trading in his SatNav for an ukulele was beginning to seem like a questionable decision.

Dino
05-23-2009, 12:05 AM
Hey gang. Sorry for such a delayed response for this contest, but I have decide on a winner.....its Jkoval with



Curse you, deach!

You can deach me a bike, you can deach me a map, but you can't even leave directions to the jam?

Congratulations to Jkoval. He will be getting Jumpin' Jim's "gone hollywood" and "'60's Uke-in" books!