View Full Version : Ukulele caption contest

05-11-2009, 09:54 PM
So...the other day I got a tweet from Rayan saying there was a caption thread going on and it was pretty funny.

Okay, here is a caption contest for all UU members.

I want to give away 2 ukulele books.

Both are Jumpin' Jims series.

First one is "Gone Hollywood" with songs like; As time goes by, For me and my gal, Hooray for hollywood, My favorite things, Over the rainbow, Pennies from Heaven, The shadow of your smile, You made me love you, and more 32 songs altogether

2nd book is the one I gave away earlier. Kanaka916 declined the book and said to throw it in with this contest. This is the "'60s Uke-in" wiht songs like; Happy together, All my loving, Daydream, Surfer girl, Here comes the sun, When I'm sixty four, Those were the day and more. 25 songs in this book.

Now, all you have to do is submit your best caption for the photo. The deadline for this will be this coming Sunday May 17th. I and a few selected judges will decided which is the best one. I will mail these 2 books to the winner. Good Luck.

05-12-2009, 03:23 AM
That's the last time I cycle through a car wash. My guitar AND my trousers shrunk!

05-12-2009, 03:24 AM
Clamped by Deach

05-12-2009, 03:34 AM
This tab for "Bicycle Built For Two" can't be right.

05-12-2009, 03:35 AM
Having a `ukulele will take you far, but it won't tell you where to go...

05-12-2009, 04:23 AM
i am glad my legs are so hairy.. that way i can strum "A7 A7 A7" while i ride along..

05-12-2009, 04:24 AM
Why do they make these compressed flat globes so hard to read...I wana get to my mini guitar jam!

05-12-2009, 04:26 AM
i want my money back.. this "retro GPS system" i got of ebay isn't worth a darn.. but this Bike-alele is a SCORE!

05-12-2009, 04:27 AM
what yellow ukulele

05-12-2009, 04:42 AM
I'm on the highway to heavin' . . . wait . . . Dangit!

05-12-2009, 07:30 AM
Well this is the place she said to meet her. I'm beginning to wonder about this E-Harmony as a way to meet other musicians.:confused:

05-12-2009, 07:50 AM
"Let's see, hmm, a good place to play with my strap on . . ."

05-12-2009, 10:29 AM
Dave: "Come on Dave - THINK! Where would be the safest place to hide from a psychopathic, murderous ukulele???"

Ukulele: "ha HA!!"

05-12-2009, 10:54 AM
Sometimes I feel like finding my ukulele is one of those Where's Waldo books...

05-12-2009, 12:25 PM
dave was running out of things on his list of '1001 and things that will improve the sound of your mahalo'

05-12-2009, 12:41 PM
"While Huffy can provide you with the best bicycle known to man, we can not provide you with a sense of direction. Our new Spokelele X150 model can help you pass the time during those perplexing moments when you are "trying to find yourself."
Huffy Spokelele. Strum one today!"

05-12-2009, 04:09 PM
Curse you, deach!

You can deach me a bike, you can deach me a map, but you can't even leave directions to the jam?

05-12-2009, 04:16 PM
Curse you, deach!

You can deach me a bike, you can deach me a map, but you can't even leave directions to the jam?

LOL :biglaugh:

Roy Jovero
05-12-2009, 05:19 PM
"Is it too late to enter the Oh, The Places Uke Will Go contest?"

05-12-2009, 05:28 PM
This Uke case is mobile, but won't fit in the overhead compartment...

05-12-2009, 07:24 PM
Map 7-Dollars
Bicycle 349-Dollars
Ukulele 120-Dollars

Pretending to be lost, so you can have a ukulele break-Priceless

05-14-2009, 05:25 AM
“Let’s see…me and my uke have been to:
Boston, Charleston, Dayton, Louisiana,
Washington, Houston, Kingston, Texarkana,
Monterey, Fairaday, Santa Fe, Tallapoosa,
Glen Rock, Black Rock, Little Rock, Oskaloosa,
Tennessee, Chicopee, Spirit Lake, Grand Lake, Devil's Lake, Crater Lake--for Pete's Sake!
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere…”

“…But I could go to St. Loius; Joplin, Missouri, Oklahoma City is mighty pretty.
Or see...Amarillo; Gallup, New Mexico, Flagstaff, Arizona, don’t forget Winona, Kiman, Barstow, San Bernadino…”

05-15-2009, 10:58 PM
Couple more days gang. Keep em coming!

05-16-2009, 01:58 AM
*thinks to himself* damn new fanggled bike instructions with their extra pieces.

05-16-2009, 03:15 AM
Photo-Hunt: Ukulele Edition

05-16-2009, 05:26 AM
i am glad my legs are so hairy.. that way i can strum "A7 A7 A7" while i ride along..

ain't it Am7?

05-16-2009, 05:29 AM
I've been to 12 states now, where the heck is my Uke???

05-16-2009, 07:20 AM
Damn AUS.. I knew I should have never traded all my water and Money for that Ukulele.. Now where is that Lake?

05-16-2009, 08:26 AM
Trading in his SatNav for an ukulele was beginning to seem like a questionable decision.

05-22-2009, 11:05 PM
Hey gang. Sorry for such a delayed response for this contest, but I have decide on a winner.....its Jkoval with

Curse you, deach!

You can deach me a bike, you can deach me a map, but you can't even leave directions to the jam?

Congratulations to Jkoval. He will be getting Jumpin' Jim's "gone hollywood" and "'60's Uke-in" books!