The Uke Song By Kenny Hogan

I asked her how she was doing.
She said, "I'm scraping my windsheild and shoveling the driveway."
I said, "I'm sippin' on a pina colada with my feet in the sand."

She hung up.
 
Reminds me of the last motorcycle I bought. My wife called me at work wondering how I got there because my car was still at home. I told her "my motorcycle". She said "I hope it's comfy because that's where you're sleeping tonight" and then she hung up.
 
Welcome aboard, Kenny . . . or as we say in da 808 "E Komo Mai". Hopefully you'll find the Underground intriguing. We do have a great bunch of regulars who contribute and share their knowledge of this purely magical instrument.
 
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