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Jerryc41
05-17-2019, 11:52 PM
This cartoon seems to make sense, but to answer her question - a ukulele! :)

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zztush
05-18-2019, 12:16 PM
Band members for us. Now we have a good studio with ukuleles, guitars, bass, drums and keyboard. But there are only two members, me and my friend.

AQUATOPAZ
05-18-2019, 01:37 PM
This cartoon seems to make sense, but to answer her question - a ukulele! :)

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Yeah. I'd absolutely swap the donuts for a uke.

Joyful Uke
05-18-2019, 04:33 PM
If heaven is a place where nothing ever happens, what's there to read in the papers?

A list of the types of donuts available?

keenonuke
05-19-2019, 01:46 AM
Yeah. I'd absolutely swap the donuts for a uke.

And more ukes :-)

Jerryc41
05-19-2019, 03:40 AM
Yeah. I'd absolutely swap the donuts for a uke.

Hey! It's heaven. You can have both. :D

ukantor
05-19-2019, 04:10 AM
Who wants to sit around for eternity, singing hymns? Everyone knows the Devil has all the best music. Don't know if he supplies coffee and donuts, though.

John Colter.

Jerryc41
05-19-2019, 04:12 AM
Who wants to sit around for eternity, singing hymns? Everyone knows the Devil has all the best music. Don't know if he supplies coffee and donuts, though.

John Colter.

If he does supply any snacks, I'd avoid them. : )

Chopped Liver
05-19-2019, 11:03 AM
Yeah. I'd absolutely swap the donuts for a uke.

Um . . . NO!!! I'll swap the coffee and newspaper. Gotta have my donuts. Besides, in heaven they are calorie free!!!!

prb035
05-19-2019, 11:08 AM
Calorie free, now that sounds like heaven to me!:D

Down Up Dick
05-19-2019, 12:35 PM
Where are the harps? Or maybe a pipe organ? There seems to be plenty of room for a choir loft, but the choir’s too busy havin’ donuts and coffee. And bathrobes in heaven? No choir robes?

Perhaps the donuts and coffee are passed out to keep everybody from making a bunch of racket. :old:

prb035
05-19-2019, 12:38 PM
The meds are in the donuts! :D

Jerryc41
05-19-2019, 03:52 PM
Um . . . NO!!! I'll swap the coffee and newspaper. Gotta have my donuts. Besides, in heaven they are calorie free!!!!

This is heaven. You can have whatever you want. :o

UkePyrate
05-19-2019, 11:26 PM
seeing no ukulele in the picture, it surely must be hell :)

Jerryc41
05-20-2019, 12:46 AM
Where are the harps? Or maybe a pipe organ? There seems to be plenty of room for a choir loft, but the choir’s too busy havin’ donuts and coffee. And bathrobes in heaven? No choir robes?

Perhaps the donuts and coffee are passed out to keep everybody from making a bunch of racket. :old:

This is Heaven 2.0. :D

AustinHing
05-20-2019, 02:05 AM
Need an automated ukulele skill downloader into my brain, just like in matrix to be Trained in seconds.

Jerryc41
05-20-2019, 05:41 AM
Need an automated ukulele skill downloader into my brain, just like in matrix to be Trained in seconds.

I'm waiting for one of them, too. I don't think I'll live long enough to see that become a reality, though. :(

AustinHing
05-20-2019, 06:10 AM
I'm waiting for one of them, too. I don't think I'll live long enough to see that become a reality, though. :(

We will eventually see that once we get to heaven, we are talking about heaven right? Haha

Jerryc41
05-20-2019, 06:21 AM
We will eventually see that once we get to heaven, we are talking about heaven right? Haha

Hell would have ukes banned. :D

bacchettadavid
05-20-2019, 07:30 AM
I think in hell ukes only have the first three frets, and the tuners slip.

And they're strung with stinging nettles that continuously secrete a sticky, irritating sap.

Jerryc41
05-20-2019, 09:01 AM
I think in hell ukes only have the first three frets, and the tuners slip.

Of course! Slipping tuners.

Jerryc41
05-21-2019, 12:31 AM
Um . . . NO!!! I'll swap the coffee and newspaper. Gotta have my donuts. Besides, in heaven they are calorie free!!!!

Speaking of which, look for a funny movie called "Defending Your Life." It's about life in Heaven, and no food is fattening. Meryl Streep, Albert Brooks, and some other major players.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZEbLVD72hY

Jim Yates
05-21-2019, 04:19 AM
Calorie free, now that sounds like heaven to me!:D

Have you ever tasted "calorie free" anything that tasted good? The calories are what makes them taste so great.