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Ukecaster
05-22-2019, 02:23 AM
Wow, looks like someone was frustrated!

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Ukulele-Old-Black/223038193293?hash=item33ee1cbe8d%3Ag%3AlFcAAOSwlmh bL44p&LH_ItemCondition=3000

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maki66
05-22-2019, 02:32 AM
Plenty of music haters out there.

ukulelekarcsi
05-22-2019, 02:44 AM
His teacher told him time after time to hit the strings, but he clearly couldn't.

Bill Sheehan
05-22-2019, 02:56 AM
A fine wormwood, perhaps...?

sunshiNee
05-22-2019, 03:47 AM
Here i thought this was another practice with a purpose thread:)

Down Up Dick
05-22-2019, 03:58 AM
Boy, I dunno how many times I’ve felt like doin’ that to a whole bunch of different musical (?) instruments. :old:

Jerryc41
05-22-2019, 04:05 AM
Definitely an odd listing, especially coming from England.

If you replace the back and front, it might be okay. It would be a nice weekend project. :)

Jerryc41
05-22-2019, 04:12 AM
Plenty of music haters out there.

Probably a guitar player. :)

AQUATOPAZ
05-22-2019, 04:18 AM
He says it's a conversation starter. What exactly would it be a conversation of? His hatred of music, his poor taste in art, or a background for whatever tall tales could be made up?

SpaceForRent
05-22-2019, 04:30 AM
"I swear, Officer... that uke just jump out of the shadows and attacked me with a claw hammer. I did what I had to do to defend myself."

AQUATOPAZ
05-22-2019, 04:42 AM
"I swear, Officer... that uke just jump out of the shadows and attacked me with a claw hammer. I did what I had to do to defend myself."

Of course. :agree:

dgame
05-22-2019, 04:47 AM
I guess he did not like the low G :o

Rllink
05-22-2019, 06:13 AM
I think that it is kind of fun, but I wouldn't pay for one. I have an old beater ukulele and a gun. I could make one pretty easily.

SpaceForRent
05-22-2019, 09:46 AM
Side sound ports are so 2018. This uke has multiple micro-sound ports.

maki66
05-22-2019, 09:49 AM
"I swear, Officer... that uke just jump out of the shadows and attacked me with a claw hammer. I did what I had to do to defend myself."

'I was in fear for my life!"

Rllink
05-22-2019, 10:32 AM
"I swear, Officer... that uke just jump out of the shadows and attacked me with a claw hammer. I did what I had to do to defend myself."


Maybe had a few clawhammers before he shot it up. 118228

glennerd
05-22-2019, 01:00 PM
He'd have a hard time giving that away without the bullet holes, so go for the gimmick I guess. Ideally, he should use less than 50 worth of ammo.

keenonuke
05-22-2019, 02:07 PM
He'd have a hard time giving that away without the bullet holes, so go for the gimmick I guess. Ideally, he should use less than 50 worth of ammo.

I guess he was right on Target?

PetalumaRescuke
05-22-2019, 03:50 PM
Boy, Am I strange, I like it even though it is a bit dated. The over the top clincher is how it plays.
Oh, No UAS

keenonuke
05-22-2019, 04:06 PM
Boy, Am I strange, I like it even though it is a bit dated. The over the top clincher is how it plays.
Oh, No UAS

We need to ask for a sound clip preferably video link. Oh no we need to be careful using the word clip - hopefully sans bullets :-)

EDW
05-22-2019, 04:21 PM
Big termites?

Jeffelele
05-22-2019, 04:37 PM
If you’re going to replace the front and back you might as well go ahead and replace the neck as well.

Jan D
05-22-2019, 06:19 PM
Obviously the "Holey Grail" of ukuleles.
Jan D

Kenn2018
05-22-2019, 07:20 PM
Lousy grouping though...

Rllink
05-23-2019, 08:55 AM
Lousy grouping though...

Maybe they were trying to miss the bracing when they shot it up.

Web_Parrot
05-23-2019, 09:04 AM
Must have gotten frustrated from trying to improve intonation.....

EDW
05-23-2019, 10:44 AM
Wow, looks like someone was frustrated!

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Heck, you should see the guy who was playing it at the time!

prb035
05-23-2019, 11:18 AM
Lousy grouping though...

Ha-ha, that is hilarious! :D

plunker
05-23-2019, 11:38 AM
Do the extra sound holes make it louder?

Kenn2018
05-23-2019, 01:38 PM
I think it whistles with the wind...

SpaceForRent
05-23-2019, 02:42 PM
I think it whistles with the wind...

Ocarina + ukulele = ukurina? ocalele? Hmmm...

keenonuke
05-23-2019, 02:44 PM
Maybe he was going for the Willie Nelson Trigger look but didn't realize you step on the instrument not have it as a shoot em up.

plunker
05-24-2019, 01:28 AM
I think it whistles with the wind...

A uke for people who can't whistle. Should be able to play Daydream

Jerryc41
05-24-2019, 01:41 AM
They must be some tough strings. :D

AQUATOPAZ
05-24-2019, 05:33 AM
This is what happens when you busk loudly outside a bar without practicing first.