UAS or mental health issues?

Wet-Skunk

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Something didn't feel right in my ukulele cabinet....a bit of disorder perhaps. Once my mind gets to seeing an issue, it stays an issue until it is resolved. I have too much of a size variety in my cabinet. I've been a little heavy on the UAS (or UAO) of late. I came back from a 4-5 year hiatus with a vengeance. In a matter of a couple weeks I acquired a Koaloha Opio longneck soprano and concert, a Bruko No. 1 and No. 6 soprano, a Mainland Classic Soprano and a Martin Soprano from the 50's. I did let go of a couple. I sold my Mainland Classic Tenor and a Bruko slim soprano. I think I finally came down to a system that makes sense to me. For my collection, I am only going to buy standard soprano's. They take up less space and are adorable. For playing, I'm sticking to tenor and concert. That way, I'll have 2 or three players at the top of the cabinet, and I'll fill in the other two rows with soprano's. Order has been achieved...or has it?
 
Meanwhile at UU headquarters..
Figure A: Subject wet skunk is responding well to the subliminal messages hidden in the forum posts. Subject bought 6 ukes within 2 weeks.
Figure B: It’s not enough. Double the message frequency!
 
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I knew reading these forums was a mistake!

Ps - subliminal not sublime, that would be something else more wonderful
 
Meanwhile at UU headquarters..
Figure A: Subject wet skunk is responding well to the subliminal messages hidden in the forum posts. Subject bought 6 ukes within 2 weeks.
Figure B: It’s not enough. Double the message frequency!

I knew I felt a strong urge to buy a ukulele whenever I looked at one of your paintings AustinHing. Plus, I suddenly wanted to smoke a cigarette and drink some bourbon. Which is weird because I don't smoke and Scotch is my Whisky of choice! :uhoh:
 
I knew I felt a strong urge to buy a ukulele whenever I looked at one of your paintings AustinHing. Plus, I suddenly wanted to smoke a cigarette and drink some bourbon. Which is weird because I don't smoke and Scotch is my Whisky of choice! :uhoh:

Haha! I wish I got this power in my paintings! You may be possessed. Jk.
 
You humans are weak.....you’re all worthless and weak, resistance is futile.

MUST......BUY....MORE....UKULELES :bowdown:
 
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