I have a burro piñata.
I love my electric clip-on tuner but another gadget that I never considered getting is an amp. My Waverly Street #51 has a piezo pickup so I bought a Danelectro battery powered mini amp on a whim and I'm actually having fun with it.
Not only did I get the reference, I lol'd at it.
If you're a plastic uke player, ya gotta have a Uke Player.
If you're a plastic uke player, ya gotta have a Uke Player. I don't own one yet, however.