This is going to be a brief story.
I was at a random hotel jacuzzi here on Kauai with my two friends (sneaking into pools was our past time). At this particular place there was a film crew staying there for some sort of reality TV show. One of them got talking to the three of us and started hitting on me and my other girl friend, kept bringing us drinks. So finally we were like, we better get outta here. The guy was like 'where are you going? are you going to turn into a pumpkin?' and I reply "yes, I'm going to turn into a pumpkin." To which he replies:
Well I'll be peter peter pumpkin eater.
One and only pickup line ever used on me. Hope I never hear it again.
do you have any filipino in you? would you bad arvin! bad! ok i wont finish that one.
nice shoes, wanna whoa! not that one either!
hi, my name is narciso lobo naksh! thats the best one yet! hahaha
I feel the need to preface these with a story. Back in my younger, wilder years I had a group of friends that would play a game we called "Cheezin"
We'd go to our local Meatmarket Bar, drink some liquid courage, and walk up to random girls and start laying down pick up lines. Whoever could throw out the most lines before the girl asked you to leave, or smacked you would win.
It seemed awfully funny at the time. Looking back on it, sounds kind of stupid. You'd be surpised how many girls would tolerate it if they thought they could get you to buy them some drinks.
My favorite lines included:
If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together.
There must be a thief in your family, he stole the stars from the sky and put the twinkle in your eye.
And then the **classic**
How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
"Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
"I'm new in town and can't find my way around; could I have directions to your place?"
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute."
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."