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lisaxy424
06-11-2009, 09:22 AM
My first contest!

:biglaugh:This is the "Lisa, Immagunna make you laugh" ukulele contest!:biglaugh:
Check out my video that explains it in more detail: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ookJtJMxELs



the RULES:

1. You must start your video with SAYING "Lisa, Immagunna make you laugh!"
2. You must be seen in the video
3. You must play the ukulele sometime during the video
4. It cannot exceed 3 minutes
5. There is no limit for the amount of videos you can submit
6. Deadline is the 4th of July

the JUDGING:
I will judge these videos based on how funny it is the first time I watch them, but also on if they're still funny after a few views. Keep in mind, that I have many inside jokes with a lot of different people - so what may not be funny to you, I could find hysterical...and that's the point :)


the TIPS:

1. My favorite movie of all time is Drop Dead Gorgeous - but I also love anything by Christopher Guest and Wes Anderson.
2. I do not offend easily
4. My favorite shows are The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Mystery Science Theater 3000
5. Poop and fart jokes are not below me :p
6. My favorite comedians are Jim Gaffigan and Mike Birbiglia


the PRIZES:

1st place: $25 to the UU store (or towards a UU store purchase) and a t-shirt of their choice from my favorite or online comic site, NatalieDee.com (http://www.sharingmachine.com/index.php) or Cafepress.com (http://www.cafepress.com/) (larger sizes)
2nd place: A Rolling Stones uke thong with sticker and patch, and a t-shirt of their choice from NatalieDee.com (http://www.sharingmachine.com/index.php) or Cafepress.com (http://www.cafepress.com) (larger sizes)
3rd place: A Checkered uke thong with sticker and patch


***Everyone who enters will receive a special, personalized prize***





Denno's (http://www.youtube.com/user/learninguke) 1st Entry: Sodomy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOcl_SwBFU)

Kenny & the Captian's (http://www.youtube.com/user/kennymelodica) 1st Entry: Pretty Fly for a White SHEEP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEyc_RV4CQo&feature=response_watch)

Uncle Jeff's (http://www.youtube.com/user/unclejeff64) 1st Entry: Git'ninny Blues (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1nvwTu1t4&feature=channel_page)
Faricelli's (http://www.youtube.com/user/robfaricelli) 1st Entry: Man Patch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvBrmpV0Ir0&feature=channel_page)
BornAgainJeeper's (http://www.youtube.com/user/BornAgainJeeper) 1st Entry: Paddling My Heart Out (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b51sWabXz7E)
PoisonDart's (http://www.youtube.com/user/herseyb) 1st Entry: Old Fratboys Don't Age (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DafJcG5NctM)
PoisonDart's (http://www.youtube.com/user/herseyb) 2nd Entry: Hanna Montana Zombie Queen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6YZq-Atu8)
JT_Uke's (http://www.youtube.com/user/JTPokie) 1st Entry: Grandpa... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3EVlHmvQ9U)
JT_Uke's (http://www.youtube.com/user/JTPokie) 2nd Entry: To All The Girls (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhcaRa9Jt4o)
OKVolleyball's (http://www.youtube.com/user/okvolleyball) 1st Entry: Hot Pockets! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMxT9LwkLAg&feature=email)
Vid314's (http://www.youtube.com/user/vid314) 1st Entry: CUT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__4whHkX3I0&feature=response_watch)
Krabber's (http://www.youtube.com/user/krabbers) 1st Entry: Lisa Lisa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQbEW8uRTU&feature=response_watch)
Mugambismonkey's (http://www.youtube.com/user/mugambismonkey) 1st Entry: On Caffeine (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZVKKjrvLXQ)
Plinthman (http://www.youtube.com/user/plinthman)'s (http://www.youtube.com/user/plinthman) 1st Entry: The Bricklayer's Sick Note (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otbQYYYmyGI)
menehuneNYC's (http://www.youtube.com/user/menehunenyc) 1st Entry: Mama's Soup Surprise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HSvwQ6licU)
JT Uke's (http://www.youtube.com/user/JTPokie) 3rd Entry: ASPOLRF (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPJFCoz6Pg)
wee ginga yin's (http://www.youtube.com/user/weegingayin) 1st Entry: The worst trick in the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4-WQV9SfIc)
IMDG20's (http://www.youtube.com/user/IMDG20) 1st Entry: Babbit & Bromide (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMSUjSvPG2Q)
Casetone2514's (http://www.youtube.com/user/casetone2514) 1st Entry: Leaving on a Jetplane... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVf-GvI5zXg&feature=response_watch)
UnluckyMum's (http://www.youtube.com/user/UnluckyMum) 1st Entry: I know a girl called Lisa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fb2Etcm354&feature=response_watch)
Vid314's (http://www.youtube.com/user/vid314)2nd Entry: Lisa Lisa (Krabber's Cover) - Low Tech Version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg6hEYfx0c4&feature=response_watch)
Fizzypidgen's (http://www.youtube.com/user/Fizzypidgen) 1st Entry: Leaning on a Lamp Post (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGtLg8r4UQA&feature=channel_page)
JosueGroundHog's (http://www.youtube.com/user/JosueGroundHog) 1st Entry: The Aristocrats (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G82lJyI8bvg)
Fizzypidgen's (http://www.youtube.com/user/Fizzypidgen) 2nd Entry: B is the W (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6WlF5qvDY&feature=email)
Sukie's (http://www.youtube.com/user/sukie2709) 1st Entry: Don't Go, Jason Waterfalls! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_L80qPVRQs)
SamWise's (http://www.youtube.com/user/Sammyboy72) 1st Entry: Making Lisa Laugh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAVHddM2rcQ)
UKISOCIETY's (http://www.youtube.com/user/ThatWasntMayonnaise) 1st Entry: Why Can't Baby Read? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rDRXbGdybU)

veep
06-11-2009, 09:31 AM
I think I may try to do this one .

Denno
06-11-2009, 09:34 AM
Im all up in this girlfriend! *throwing cool handsigns*

Spooner
06-11-2009, 10:08 AM
Hmmm........

Denno
06-11-2009, 10:13 AM
My first submission, I wanted to do this song forever! And now I finally got a reason!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOcl_SwBFU

seeso
06-11-2009, 10:16 AM
Im all up in this girlfriend! *throwing cool handsigns*

lolz !

Spooner
06-11-2009, 10:21 AM
My first submission, I wanted to do this song forever! And now I finally got a reason!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOOcl_SwBFU


EXCELLENT choice Denno!!!!!!!! :shaka:

LindsayOfSaturn
06-11-2009, 12:40 PM
I love Natalie Dee! The prizes here are good. Nice contest lisa!....only problem is, I'm not sure if I could make you laugh!

Denno
06-11-2009, 12:46 PM
I love Natalie Dee! The prizes here are good. Nice contest lisa!....only problem is, I'm not sure if I could make you laugh!

Trust me, its no problem. :D

lisaxy424
06-12-2009, 06:59 AM
Trust me, its no problem. :D

It's so true - I think I have a disease or something that makes me laugh at pretty much anything.

Someone please help me...

:p

sukie
06-12-2009, 10:14 AM
It's so true - I think I have a disease or something that makes me laugh at pretty much anything.

Someone please help me...

:p


But you have a fabulous laugh! It's nice to hear people be happy.

deach
06-12-2009, 10:16 AM
It's so true - I think I have a disease or something that makes me laugh at pretty much anything.

.....

:p
Oh jah bless! I thought you caught an eyeful when I was peeing in the woods.

Faricelli
06-12-2009, 10:58 AM
This actually kind of hurts me. Here I thought I was funny and making you laugh. While all the time you were just laughing because of this disease. I feel really embarrassed. It reminds me of the time I found out that men should not shave hearts in their man patch.

lisaxy424
06-12-2009, 11:04 AM
This actually kind of hurts me. Here I thought I was funny and making you laugh. While all the time you were just laughing because of this disease. I feel really embarrassed. It reminds me of the time I found out that men should not shave hearts in their man patch.

OH DEAR GOD!!! ROB - you MUST do a song about shaved hearts in your man patch...how could that NOT win!?!?

sukie
06-12-2009, 11:18 AM
I don't know, Lisa. Faricelli thinks I'm 56! I don't find him all that funny.:D

Bassukuguy
06-12-2009, 03:23 PM
The real question is how do you feel about Hellen Keller jokes? cause im getting some ideas.

seeso
06-12-2009, 03:33 PM
This actually kind of hurts me. Here I thought I was funny and making you laugh. While all the time you were just laughing because of this disease. I feel really embarrassed. It reminds me of the time I found out that men should not shave hearts in their man patch.

It always ends up looking like an elephant.

krabbers
06-12-2009, 09:40 PM
It always ends up looking like an elephant.


ELEPHANT!!!!!!!?

mines more of a short nosed ant eater

Ahnko Honu
06-13-2009, 12:56 AM
2nd place: A Rolling Stones uke thong with sticker and patch, and a t-shirt of their choice
3rd place: A Checkered uke thong with sticker and patch

I am almost afraid to ask but what exactly is a uke thong? :confused::eek::cool:

Denno
06-13-2009, 01:04 AM
[QUOTE=lisaxy424;151616]

2nd place: A Rolling Stones uke thong with sticker and patch, and a t-shirt of their choice
3rd place: A Checkered uke thong with sticker and patch[/font]

I am almost afraid to ask but what exactly is a uke thong? :confused::eek::cool:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEowHDel7Wc&feature=channel_page
There you go. :)

Ahnko Honu
06-13-2009, 01:20 AM
MAHALO, was worried just a second. :D

lisaxy424
06-13-2009, 05:27 AM
MAHALO, was worried just a second. :D

Ha! It wouldn't be THAT bad getting a thong from me, would it? ;)

Are you entering!? Ya know, cause if you comment on a contest thread - you should enter it...out of, um...RESPECT! :p

Denno
06-13-2009, 06:04 AM
Ha! It wouldn't be THAT bad getting a thong from me, would it? ;)

Are you entering!? Ya know, cause if you comment on a contest thread - you should enter it...out of, um...RESPECT! :p

*signing up for a thong from lisa* :cheers:

tnjeff
06-13-2009, 07:55 AM
here ya go lisa!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF1nvwTu1t4&feature=channel_page

russ_buss
06-13-2009, 07:57 AM
ELEPHANT!!!!!!!?

mines more of a short nosed ant eater

lolzzzzzzz, B&C! :rofl:

Faricelli
06-13-2009, 03:58 PM
Here is my entry. I must apologize for my evils.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvBrmpV0Ir0

lisaxy424
06-13-2009, 08:28 PM
The real question is how do you feel about Hellen Keller jokes? cause im getting some ideas.

You wouldn't happen to be talking about Bo Burnham's "Perfect Woman", would you?....LOVE that song ;)

BRING IT ON, BABY!

Ahnko Honu
06-13-2009, 08:56 PM
Ha! It wouldn't be THAT bad getting a thong from me, would it? ;)

Are you entering!? Ya know, cause if you comment on a contest thread - you should enter it...out of, um...RESPECT! :p

Let me read your rules again, i'm kind of slow. :D
If not too technical then maybe... ;)

bornagainjeeper
06-13-2009, 09:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b51sWabXz7E

whelp.... here ya go...have a chuckle...i'm gunna havta pass out now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b51sWabXz7E

lisaxy424
06-16-2009, 04:24 AM
What is this doing all the way down the page!?

C'MON YOU COMEDIANS!!

sukie
06-16-2009, 08:34 AM
Glad I'm not judging this.

PoisonDart
06-16-2009, 09:45 AM
how many entries?

Edit:

f... i can read, I swear...

Expect two sometime tonight or tomorrow night.

whetu
06-16-2009, 01:31 PM
What is this doing all the way down the page!?

C'MON YOU COMEDIANS!!

I have a song in mind, but... as it's winter here I'm fighting off a cold that just won't go away. So my singing voice has gone from awful to awful, tonedeaf and congested :(

If I clear up before July 4th, it's on like donkey kong though!

PoisonDart
06-17-2009, 05:00 AM
Last Saturday there were two fests in the Oldtown neighborhood of Chicago,
it rained in the morning so it wasn't too bad, but when the Muse of this song and I went for a walk after dinner the streets were a mess...

So I made it up as we walked around. And now I recorded it.

I wish I could have thought to of a way to work out how cold the vajayjays of the sororoties girls must have been in their ubershort dresses, but I had trouble fitting "not the kind of girl to wear regular underwear" into the no woman no cry verse....

Anyway! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DafJcG5NctM

And hopefully tonight I get my second song recorded.

PoisonDart
06-17-2009, 06:08 PM
stop as I drop this BOMB :wtf: (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO6YZq-Atu8)
light this place UP like another vietnam!
Heavy like a Tyson BLOW TO THE DOME
BACK UP SON GIVE ME ROOM GIVE ME ROOM.

:D

JT_Ukes
06-17-2009, 06:52 PM
Here!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3EVlHmvQ9U

JT

lisaxy424
06-21-2009, 06:29 PM
Two weeks left! :)

veep
06-22-2009, 05:22 AM
I am going to try to get a video up this week .

JT_Ukes
06-22-2009, 08:25 AM
For all the Ladies...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhcaRa9Jt4o

JT

veep
06-22-2009, 02:00 PM
here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMxT9LwkLAg

krabbers
06-25-2009, 11:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxQbEW8uRTU

dirk.li
06-25-2009, 11:19 AM
Dear Lisa,

here's my entry:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZVKKjrvLXQ

I'm sorry, it took a little longer than 3 minutes... but I hope you don't mind. I'll think of another, shorter contribution if you declare this one to be invalid. ;)

Keep on rockin'! :shaka:

menehunenyc
06-26-2009, 09:06 PM
Hey lisa, here is my entry for your contest...


Mama's Soup Surprise (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HSvwQ6licU&feature=channel_page)


Here is a link to Bruce Springsteens version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBWfud3Pgig&feature=related

JT_Ukes
06-27-2009, 06:49 PM
#3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPJFCoz6Pg

sorry

lisaxy424
06-27-2009, 06:57 PM
THESE ARE HILARIOUS!! KEEP 'EM COMIN - ONE MORE WEEEEEEK!!! :)

Remember - there is NO LIMIT to how many videos you can submit!!

whetu
06-27-2009, 07:42 PM
#3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvPJFCoz6Pg

sorry

Well now I know what it's like to blow whiskey through my nostrils :eek:

wee_ginga_yin
06-28-2009, 07:15 AM
Not so much laugh but more amaze... which I am sure might raise a slight titter here and there.

The worst trick in the world (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4-WQV9SfIc)

with apologies to Krabbers and his hat

casetone2514
06-28-2009, 10:26 PM
Here is my entry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVf-GvI5zXg) - from now on this contest will be known as the Lisa's Immagunna rip you danglybitsoff contest.

JT_Ukes
06-28-2009, 10:32 PM
Here is my entry (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVf-GvI5zXg) - from now on this contest will be known as the Lisa's Immagunna rip you danglybitsoff contest.

Where the hell was that video when I was making my "all the girls I loved before" entry? hmmmmm?

JT

casetone2514
06-28-2009, 11:54 PM
Here's another easily amused Lisa (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ4QxIfsQwg&feature=related)

kennymelodica
06-29-2009, 12:12 AM
great comp Lisa - you have a bunch of wonderfully funny and suitably odd entries. Rock on everyone ! :nana:

lisaxy424
06-30-2009, 08:12 AM
great comp Lisa - you have a bunch of wonderfully funny and suitably odd entries. Rock on everyone ! :nana:

This has been SO MUCH FUN! It's so cool to see everyone's crazy side (although - that's kind of your guys thaaang, Kenny!) ;)

Keep posting everyone - 5 more days!! :D

veep
06-30-2009, 05:42 PM
have fun picking a winner !!!!!!!!!!

josuegroundhog
07-01-2009, 03:51 PM
The Aristocrats. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G82lJyI8bvg)

menehunenyc
07-01-2009, 04:59 PM
The Aristocrats. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G82lJyI8bvg)

Wow, you nailed it. nice backdrop!!

sukie
07-02-2009, 03:30 PM
Finally! This is my entry into the contest. Whew!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_L80qPVRQs

SamWise
07-03-2009, 01:43 AM
This'll be my only entry!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAVHddM2rcQ

sukie
07-03-2009, 02:14 AM
Lisa, I tried to post it as a video response, but I'm not sure it worked.

lisaxy424
07-03-2009, 07:00 AM
THESE ARE AWESOME!

You've still got all today, and all tomorrow - WHADYA WAITIN' FOR?!

:smileybounce:

UKISOCIETY
07-03-2009, 10:37 AM
Here's one I scraped together at the last minute.

"Why Can't Baby Read" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rDRXbGdybU)

And yes, these toddler videos are really starting to get to me....:mad:

josuegroundhog
07-03-2009, 11:11 AM
Here's one I scraped together at the last minute.

"Why Can't Baby Read" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rDRXbGdybU)

And yes, these toddler videos are really starting to get to me....:mad:

That was awesome!

Great stuff!:shaka:

UKISOCIETY
07-03-2009, 11:50 AM
That was awesome!

Great stuff!:shaka:

Thanks! I suffered for my art! I have to watch these videos about every day:eek:

lisaxy424
07-03-2009, 12:01 PM
Thanks! I suffered for my art! I have to watch these videos about every day:eek:

Alan - even when this contest is over, PLEEEEASE do a whole series of these! Just knowing you have to go through this for real makes me laugh even harder! :rofl:

UKISOCIETY
07-03-2009, 12:21 PM
Alan - even when this contest is over, PLEEEEASE do a whole series of these! Just knowing you have to go through this for real makes me laugh even harder! :rofl:

Thanks, dear. If you're not familiar with my no-mayo channel, I've already got some similar vids on it. But I intend to do more. It's the best therapy I have.:(

lisaxy424
07-03-2009, 12:46 PM
Thanks, dear. If you're not familiar with my no-mayo channel, I've already got some similar vids on it. But I intend to do more. It's the best therapy I have.:(

Oh I subscribed months ago - I just haven't made my way through all the crazy that is ALAN yet ;)

lisaxy424
07-04-2009, 05:31 AM
LAST DAY!!!

Get 'em in by midnight tonight!

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!

Denno
07-05-2009, 09:52 AM
Good luck everyone! :)

lisaxy424
07-05-2009, 10:31 AM
This contest is now CLOSED!

THANK YOU to all who submitted an entry, they were HILARIOUS!

I will be posting the winning video in a few days - hang tight!

But remember, EVERYONE who entered gets a prize...so I will be collecting all your addresses soon! :D

sukie
07-05-2009, 01:05 PM
The suspense is killing me.

veep
07-05-2009, 09:33 PM
suspense..

UKISOCIETY
07-06-2009, 02:26 AM
The suspense is killing me.


suspense..


sus... .

lisaxy424
07-06-2009, 03:53 AM
s...




LOL - don't expect the winning vid for a few days...I'm a busy bee this week! :D

casetone2514
07-06-2009, 05:37 AM
s...




LOL - don't expect the winning vid for a few days...I'm a busy bee this week! :D

C'mon - get yer finger out luv!

Denno
07-06-2009, 10:21 AM
Its always the same, you try to make a girl happy and then she just let you sit there...:D

Faricelli
07-06-2009, 11:13 AM
That's why I prefer dead women.

Man I am one sick dude.

RevWill
07-06-2009, 11:43 AM
That's why I prefer dead women.

Man I am one sick dude.

I like my wimmin like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer.



:rotfl:

JT_Ukes
07-06-2009, 11:45 AM
I like my wimmin like I like my coffee.... ground up and in the freezer.



:rotfl:
Rev Will?

really now.

RevWill
07-06-2009, 12:21 PM
It's just a joke!

One of my friends and I were doing a back-and-forth finishing that joke - "I like my women like I like my coffee...." and he busted me up with that one.

sukie
07-06-2009, 12:30 PM
Rev Will?

really now.

Thank you J.T. :bowdown:

sukie
07-06-2009, 12:30 PM
That's why I prefer dead women.

Man I am one sick dude.

Yes. Yes, you are. Probably like 'em young and dead.:p

sukie
07-06-2009, 01:20 PM
Points may be deducted if we bug her too much, huh?

RevWill
07-06-2009, 01:24 PM
.... hot and full-bodied
.... sweet and rich
(and on and on)

sukie
07-06-2009, 01:27 PM
.... hot and full-bodied
.... sweet and rich
(and on and on)

Oh, sure -- flattery. I call "No fair!"

Faricelli
07-06-2009, 01:54 PM
Black and roasted.

lisaxy424
07-06-2009, 04:42 PM
I'm going to try to get the video done faster now, so we can try to close this thread faster! ;)

Rev Will - a song about coffee and women would have been PERFECT for this contest!!!

josuegroundhog
07-06-2009, 05:52 PM
I'm going to try to get the video done faster now, so we can try to close this thread faster! ;)

Rev Will - a song about coffee and women would have been PERFECT for this contest!!!

HAY!


What exactly did you think my song was about?????

lisaxy424
07-08-2009, 02:01 PM
And the winners are...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfBjGJXQ7HU


THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU for making my first contest so much fun! I really had a hard time picking the winners - ALL of the entries had me laughing!

I have messaged you all on YT asking for your address since everyone gets a prize - if you didn't receive that, go ahead and PM me that info here! :)

Winners - I'll be in touch about what BIG prizes you want! ;)

seeso
07-08-2009, 02:13 PM
Congrats to Alex and the rest of the winners!

ukeshale
07-08-2009, 02:56 PM
congrats everyone!

JT_Ukes
07-08-2009, 03:00 PM
Congrats winners!

russ_buss
07-08-2009, 03:04 PM
congrats to all the winners! great contest Lisa, the entries were very entertaining :)

sukie
07-08-2009, 04:44 PM
The contest was the best, Lisa. Thank you for having it. Twas tons of fun and I learned a lot. Thanks for third place. I'm thrilled!:D

I'mmagunna go watch the entries now. I've been holding off so as not to be influenced.

Congrats to BAJ! Congrats also to everyone else.

veep
07-08-2009, 05:58 PM
congrats to all the winners!

menehunenyc
07-08-2009, 07:12 PM
Awesome contest Lisa!! You are now officially the Belle of the UU Ball!!

Denno
07-08-2009, 11:07 PM
WOHO I WON!!!!
Thanks a lot for this awsome contest! :)