Now wait a minute and rethink what you are doing here.
Just be cool, and follow the three-step process.
1. PM me about where the seller is, preferably tel / email included. I will find out for you if the uke does not have any blemishes that make it unplayable. You would overlook them in your state of arousal.
2. Take a zen course and try to forget all about the Flea. I will help you remember after checking the seller's credibility, criminal record, and other important vitals, such as the willingness to actually burden you with a potentially dangerous instrument.
3. When all that is over, let's revive this thread in a week from now and see how it went.
See? Easy, painless and all thanks to the great community that is Ukulele Underground. Now take a deep breath... easy.... eeeasyyyy.... mellow... melllloooowwww..... there.
edit: dang, too late.