Brad Bordessa
Well-known member
What about adding a jokes section to "General Discussion"? If everybody kept it clean, it might be a good addition. Or would that just be a nightmare for the mods?
Or maybe it could be part of Offbeat Links and renamed to something like "fun stuff."What about adding a jokes section to "General Discussion"? If everybody kept it clean, it might be a good addition.
Uke Ninja: I have not ever created a joke myself. I would just be spreading on somebody's own creation. But if you want humor... How about:
>>This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier (U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln) and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. (The radio conversation was released by the Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.) - (The U.S. navy has since denied it ever happened)
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15
degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS
SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH--I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH--OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
Of course it's not. Walk along, people. You are not smelling a fish, just go take a shower when you get home.it's not a true story
Walk along, people. You are not smelling a fish, just go take a shower when you get home.
Of course it's not. Walk along, people. You are not smelling a fish, just go take a shower when you get home.
A guy walks up to an attractive yound woman and says:
"Can I smell your butt?"
Offended she replies:
"No, you most certainly can not!"
He shrugs:
"Must be your feet, then."