The Aldrine Photo Conspiracy

Who has been picking those Uke Minutes pictures of Aldrine to post on the UU homepage. I know he is this strapping handsome troubadour but very time I open the site I think, " That poor guy needs to be in rehab".

I don't know about you but I think it's too much of a coincidence that this same thing happens two weeks in a row. It must be a conspiracy. The questions are... who and why? Any sleuths out there with a theory?

BrotherUke said:

Who has been picking those Uke Minutes pictures of Aldrine to post on the UU homepage. Every time I open the site I think, " That poor guy needs to be in rehab".

I don't know about you but I think it's too much of a coincidence that this same thing happens two weeks in a row. It must be a conspiracy. The questions are... who and why? Any sleuths out there with a theory?

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I think it's just that Aldrine's so darn photogenic!

BrotherUke said:

but very time I open the site I think, " That poor guy needs to be in rehab".

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Don't make me laugh so much. Thank Goodness nothing was in my mouth.

He said No, no, no.

RevWill said:

He said No, no, no.

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Someone should request the chords for that for the next Uke got mail.

His cheeks look swollen - I thought for a minute that he'd had some teeth pulled or something.

bbycrts said:

His cheeks look swollen - I thought for a minute that he'd had some teeth pulled or something.

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That though crossed my mind to

I wonder if he's posting these himself to cut down on the onslaught of female fan mail :uhoh:

bbycrts said:

His cheeks look swollen - I thought for a minute that he'd had some teeth pulled or something.

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I think it's the extra scoop macaroni salad and brown gravy over everything when he orders his plate lunches, and the extra large Fruit punch. (inside Hawaiian joke).

what are u guys talking about? im so confused, its making me really mad. lol

KC8AFW said:

Someone should request the chords for that for the next Uke got mail.

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I have them!
...REHAB... by Amy Winehouse
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*from 'Back To Black' (2006)*


Chorus 1:

C7
They try to make me go to rehab; I say no, no, no,
Yes I've been black but when I come back; you'll know, know, know.
G7 F7
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine;
C7 F7 C7
He's tried to make me go to rehab; I won't go, go, go.

Verse 1:

Em Am
I'd rather be at home with Ray,
F Ab
I ain't got seventy days.
Em Am
'Cos there's nothing, there's nothing you can teach me,
F Ab
That I can't learn from Mr Hathaway.

Bridge 1:

G7
I didn't get a lot in class,
F7
But I know it don't come in a shot glass.

Chorus 2:

C7
They try to make me go to rehab; I say no, no, no,
Yes I've been black but when I come back; you'll know, know, know.
G7 F7
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine;
C7 F7 C7
He's tried to make me go to rehab; I won't go, go, go.

Verse 2:

Em Am
The man said why do you think you here?
F Ab
I said; I got no idea.
Em Am
I'm gonna, I'm gonna, lose my baby,
F Ab
So I always keep a bottle near.

Bridge 2:

G7
He said I just think you're depressed,
F7
Yes me, yeah baby and the rest.

Chorus 3:

C7
They try to make me go to rehab; I say no, no, no,
Yes I've been black but when I come back; you'll know, know, know.

Verse 3:

Em Am
I don't ever want to drink again,
F Ab
I just, ooh I just, need a friend.
Em Am
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks,
F Ab
And have everyone think I've gone mad.

Bridge 3:

G7
And it's not just my pride;
F7
It's just 'till these tears have dried.

Chorus 4:

C7
They try to make me go to rehab; I say no, no, no,
Yes I've been black but when I come back; you'll know, know, know.
G7 F7
I ain't got the time and if my daddy thinks I'm fine;
C7 F7 C7
He's tried to make me go to rehab; I won't go, go, go.

Tabbed by Joel from cLuMsY, Bristol, England, 2006
(clumsyband@hotmail.com)

Don't listen to them Aldymon! They're just jealous cause you so dang sexy!
:shaka:

Ahnko Honu said:

I think it's the extra scoop macaroni salad and brown gravy over everything when he orders his plate lunches, and the extra large Fruit punch. (inside Hawaiian joke).

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Hey - that's the way I order my plate lunch, too! Mmmmm...plate lunch.

Ahnko Honu said:

I think it's the extra scoop macaroni salad and brown gravy over everything when he orders his plate lunches, and the extra large Fruit punch. (inside Hawaiian joke).

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MMMMM Loco Moco....

Y'all have never seen the spell da' Aldymon casts on da' wahines during his live webcasts. I'm tellin' y'all, Aldy's da' Devil incarnate! Ric