Tsani
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I have a recurring delusion or hallucination. I have the idea that if I aquire this or that uke that I am currently having the sweats over - that I will be tranformed into an ukulele virtuoso. Suddenly I will have good rhythm. I will have blazing fingerpicking technique. My vids will go viral. Women will throw underwear and room keys at me - which I will coolly ignore since I am very happily married.
Then I realize that I am an idiot who doesn't get near enough practice time.
Right now the subject of my delusions is this:
Then I realize that I am an idiot who doesn't get near enough practice time.
Right now the subject of my delusions is this: