1) Denial:
Denial is usually the first stage of UAS. We try to convince
ourselves that we can live without another ukulele.
2) Anger:
Next we recognizes that denial cannot continue. Denial is
replaced by anger, accompanied by feelings of rage and envy.
Everybody seems to have a better looking and sounding ukulele
3) Bargaining:
The third stage involves the hope that the individual can
find an unbelievable offer on e-bay. Days are spent in bidding wars
4) Depression:
During the fourth stage, the e-bay bargain ukulele arrives and much
time is spent crying and grieving over the flaws in the instrument.
It is not recommended to attempt to cheer an individual up that
is in this stage. It only reminds him of his flawed judgment
5) Acceptance:
We accept the flaws in the present instrument. Learn from our mistakes
and in a short while repeat the process from stage one.
These are the stages of UAS