salukulady
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Take the "S" out of safe, and the "F" out of way.....
Take the "S" out of safe, and the "F" out of way.....
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...so do not get it
Well, I've figured out this one works better in real life. Typed out it just isn't clear to some.Don't you hate it when people don't get jokes? Although Paul's grandma never got any jokes she'd laugh anyways. That always made me laugh.
Well, I've figured out this one works better in real life. Typed out it just isn't clear to some.
Here's another one that doesn't work at all typed out. Heck, it barely works in real life...
Once there were two cats--an English cat and a French cat. The English cat was named "One Two Three" and the French cat was named "Un Deux Trois".
One day they decided to have a competition to see who could swim across the English channel from one country to the other. So they both jumped in the water and started swimming.
Guess who won?
The English cat.
You know why?
Because Un Deux Trois cat sank.
JJ
You just have to say them out loud and then they make sense......I like that one, and my daughter the french student will too.
Alan's so sharp......Oh, I see! It's because they can't count!!!
I like kitties.
Or how about
What do you get when you cross an Elephant with a Rhino?
Elephino!
I think this one at least fits the thread better...
The Brits will get it sooner than the Yanks