Any good songs about waiting for UPS to deliver?

By now everyone is probably aware that the Kala Acacia tenors have begun to hit the market. That is only of consequence to me because mine is "Out for Delivery" and I'm sitting home waiting for the UPS truck so I can sign for it.

It sure seems that there should be a song about this experience. Anyone have a link? Anyone feel creative?

OK here goes, I just noticed that the chords all group together so I'll try something else.


Waiting for UPS
(sung to the tune “Besame Mucho”)


[Dm]“Wait for me,” so says your [Gm]order.

“I will be [Cdim]with you when [Gm]UPS [A7]finally ar[Dm]rives.”[A7]

[D7]“Until then, hold on to your [Gm]horses.”

“Your [Dm]joy will be full when the men in brown [A7]soon come to [Dm]town.”


[Gm]Your heart is telling you, [Dm]“Patience’s a virtue.”

Though [A7]hope in your heart flies a[Dm]way. [D7]

When-your [Gm]order arrives you’ll feel [Dm]doubly alive

for your [E7]waiting will [Bb7]finally [A7]pay… off!


[Dm]So my friend, just listen [Gm]to me.

Though you can’t [Cdim]see all the [Gm]busyness [A7]that’s going [Dm]on. [A7]

[D7]In the end, you’ll be so [Gm]happy.

[Dm]Waiting for UPS [Bb7]turns all your [A7]frowns upside [Dm]down.

Uncle Rod Higuchi
rohiguchi@gmail.com

(Stop)
Oh yes, wait a minute UPS Man
(Wait)
Wait UPS Man

Please UPS Man, look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a package in your van for me
(Please, Please UPS Man)
Why's it takin' such a long time
(Oh yeah)
For me to strum that ukulele of mine

There must be some word today
From Hawaii, so far away
Please UPS Man, look and see
If there's a new ukulele for me

I've been standin' here waitin' UPS Man
So patiently
For a soprano, or a tenor
Playin' Jake or Jumpin' Jim for me

(UPS Man)
UPS Man, look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a package in your van for me
(Please, Please UPS Man)
Why's it takin' such a long time
(Oh yeah)
For me to get that new uke of mine

So many days you passed me by
See the tears standin' in my eyes
You didn't stop to make me feel better
By leavin' me a new ukuletter

(UPS Man)
UPS Man, look and see
(Oh yeah)
If there's a package in your van for me
(Please, Please UPS Man)
Why's it takin' such a long time

(Why don't you check it and see one more time for me, you gotta)
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
Wait a minute
(UPS Man)
UPS Man, look and see

(C'mon deliver the Kala, Make me wanna holla)
UPS Man

Hmmm... What rhymes with big brown truck?

hoosierhiver said:

Hmmm... What rhymes with big brown truck?

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"I'm a dumb cluck", but somehow that doesn't quite fit the spirit I was looking for.

Thanks guys, I'll try those out. They have possibilities.