New Tenor

mangorockfish

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My Christmas present (Mainland gloss mahogany tenor) came yesterday. Sweet dumplin' let me open it up to make sure it was what I ordered. Opened it up and thought that Mike had sent me the wrong thing, a soprano. It was so small. I got my concert and compared them and the new one was just a bit larger. I was not aware that the tenors were so small. I thought they were a lot larger. I've never seen one before. Anyway it is fabulous, can't wait for Christmas morn.
 
seriously? you can really put it away and not touch it for 2 months? :confused:
 
When I received my first uke i thought it was tiny too.

Now I know that guitars are just way to big...

JT
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I hadn't touched my guitar in months, and I thought, "Uh, oh... Don't wanna lose my chops!" So I pulled it out and, man, it felt like a baseball bat. It was like:
"What the f**k is this thing?" And it's telling me;
"I'm your Stratocaster." And I'm saying;
"My Whatocaster?" And it says;
"Your Strato... Oh, fine. Go play your Ooh-koo-lay-lay... Traitor." And I say;
"Oh, why don't you just shut the f... Wait a sec. Why am I talking to a guitar?"

Batter up!
 
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it felt like a baseball bat.

And it's telling me;
"I'm your Stratocaster." And I'm saying;
"My Whatocaster?" And it says;
"Your Strato... Oh, fine. Go play your Ooh-koo-lay-lay... Traitor."
Batter up!


I just laughed so hard I choked on my own spit, thanks!! :rofl:

:rotfl:

I was just missing my old beater Goya classical guitar a few moments ago, so this really helped. :D
 
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I hadn't touched my guitar in months, and I thought, "Uh, oh... Don't wanna lose my chops!" So I pulled it out and, man, it felt like a baseball bat. It was like:
"What the f**k is this thing?" And it's telling me;
"I'm your Stratocaster." And I'm saying;
"My Whatocaster?" And it says;
"Your Strato... Oh, fine. Go play your Ooh-koo-lay-lay... Traitor." And I say;
"Oh, why don't you just shut the f... Wait a sec. Why am I talking to guitar?"

Batter up!

LOL!!! I almost spit my coffee out.
 
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I hadn't touched my guitar in months, and I thought, "Uh, oh... Don't wanna lose my chops!" So I pulled it out and, man, it felt like a baseball bat. It was like:
"What the f**k is this thing?" And it's telling me;
"I'm your Stratocaster." And I'm saying;
"My Whatocaster?" And it says;
"Your Strato... Oh, fine. Go play your Ooh-koo-lay-lay... Traitor." And I say;
"Oh, why don't you just shut the f... Wait a sec. Why am I talking to guitar?"

Batter up!

I love this...You said it well...:D
 
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