ukecantdothat
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So I'm sitting on the playground last Friday at my son Daniel's elementary school, playing some Marley on my Mainland while he's playing handball with his buds, and this little snot-nosed second grader says to him:
"Is that your Dad?" Daniel nods, and the kid says, "Is he a dork?" And Daniel turns and asks me, "Daddy? Are you a dork?" And I say, "Yeah, why, who wants to know?" So he points this little twerp out and I ask him, "How did you know I'm a dork?" and he points at the uke and says, "Cuz you're playing that." So I say, "First of all, 'that' is Bob Marley, and you better take that back before I shove that ball down your throat!" And he says, "No. I mean that ukulele." And I say, "Oh, yeah. This. Well if you think this is dorky, check this out..." and I pulled out a Rubik's Cube from my baby's stroller and solved it in about two minutes, and the kid goes, "Wow. That's cool!" And I tell him, "No. That's dorky. This is cool," and go back into "I Shot The Sheriff."
So my question is, besides playing the ukulele, what's the dorkiest thing you know how to do?
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"Is that your Dad?" Daniel nods, and the kid says, "Is he a dork?" And Daniel turns and asks me, "Daddy? Are you a dork?" And I say, "Yeah, why, who wants to know?" So he points this little twerp out and I ask him, "How did you know I'm a dork?" and he points at the uke and says, "Cuz you're playing that." So I say, "First of all, 'that' is Bob Marley, and you better take that back before I shove that ball down your throat!" And he says, "No. I mean that ukulele." And I say, "Oh, yeah. This. Well if you think this is dorky, check this out..." and I pulled out a Rubik's Cube from my baby's stroller and solved it in about two minutes, and the kid goes, "Wow. That's cool!" And I tell him, "No. That's dorky. This is cool," and go back into "I Shot The Sheriff."
So my question is, besides playing the ukulele, what's the dorkiest thing you know how to do?
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