View Full Version : Twas the night before christmas

12-21-2009, 03:36 AM
I did this last year and its time again to see what you can come up with

T'was the night before christmas, when all thru the store, not a uke string was stirring not even a Moore. The Martins were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that a K-5 would soon be there...

okay you guys add your lines

12-21-2009, 04:24 AM
The tenors were tucked away safe in their cases
With Hercos because of our dry fireplaces

12-21-2009, 04:44 AM
The Flea in its gig-bag, the Fluke on its shelf
were just settling in with low G tuning Worths

12-21-2009, 04:57 AM
With a concert at feet and a bari in hand
We all settled down for a long winter's jam

12-21-2009, 05:14 AM
When outside we heard broken cords and wrong notes,

I sprang to the window and to see ukuleles bursting out of totes,

They were strewn widely and wildlyall through the yard,

Seems a flying sleigh with a jolly man had hit a tree hard,...

12-21-2009, 06:37 AM
I put down my koaloha and jumped over my mele. I ran outside to help gather all the dolphins scattered.

12-21-2009, 07:06 AM
And what to my wondering eyes should appear
But the UkeCrazyBitches and a keg full of beer
Looking all tanned and rested from the beach
Were Adelle, Grumpy, Boozy, Russbuss and St. Deach

12-21-2009, 08:47 AM
Their eyes how they sparkled as they grinned so dearly!
Their faces so jolly, Their breath - well, so beery!

With a uke in each hand they spilled forth from the sleigh
To clean up the mess and get on with their way.

With Deach in the driver's seat you knew they'd be swerving
As they accomplished their mission to find ukulelists deserving.

12-21-2009, 08:58 AM
A short flight to louisville the next house they were on

to deliver the new uke from a contest alan won

(Congrats again and loved the vid with your son with the jingle bells)

12-22-2009, 04:38 AM
Its body, its neck and its frets made of plastic
Some think it junk, Alan finds it fantastic

The bitches were worried that they just might have missed
some uke-centric houses that weren't on their list
Hoping to never leave one in the lerch
Hank the Tank was wishing for a tough Christmas search
St. Deach was so clever, he knew just what to do
He hid a Fluke and a Flea in the flue

12-22-2009, 05:02 AM
St. Deach said to him, "If you can finish this mug",
"Then you will be the king of the Legendary Group called CHUG"

Henry reminded St. Deach that he also went by Hank,
He also stated that he was a Tank.

With one swish down his thunderous gullet,
Surprised St. Deach so much, that out grew a mullet.