Awww, that's no fun.
At any rate, that is the cutest naked mole rat I've ever seen. Yours has about 1/1,200th the number of wrinkles found on a standard naked mole rat, and its eyes are far less creepy. So basically you've just improved on the current rodent species. You should run this by some genetic engineers, ASAP.
(PS: what's it made of?)